Tommy

Lyrics:

there was a boy named tommy
he was on the football team
he rode the bench all year long
but that did not hurt, his self esteem

no he didn't mind to ride pine
yeah he always cheered from the sideline
and hed pump up the crowd at halftime
but he never got to play...aww

but then one day his coach approached him
he said we're down 40, i guess you go in
and tommy jumped up and put on his helmet
and the crowd began to cheer
yeah go tommy

well the quarterback called the play
he said tommy, get open
tommy did just that and he threw him the ball
tommy caught it and ran as fast as he could

he was runnin down the field
the endzone in sight
he leaped across the goaline
with all of his might
he jumped in the air
spiked the ball in the ground
with a smile on his face he turned to the crowd
and to his confusion nobody made a sound

to their dismay
tommy ran the wrong way....aww
but after a short delay they began to cheer his name

tommy's mistake was quickly discarded
his achievement while flawed was highly regarded
see tommys retarded and he didn't have a clue
but everyone loves you, when your IQ is 42
winning is everything, unless you're retarded

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• football
• story
• song
• satire
• feel
• good
• mentally
• disabled
• handicapped
• funny

[callmedac]

not your best work bud.

KINDA funny, but not so much.

[boredomfilms]

Yeah well, you know....that's just like, your opinion man.

[jspianoman07]

Definitely BadAss man. One of your best!

[boredomfilms]

hey thanks man

[callmedac]

Dont take it the wrong way Kev. Im a big fan. I think my problem was it didnt get funny untill the end, then the 'retarted' aspect was predictable.

[boredomfilms]

Well I can understand the point of view that there is too much build up and not enough payoff....I happen to disagree. The point of the song was to lead you down a road and throw you a bit of a curve. If you knew from the beginning that Tommy was 'special', then good for you. Is it perfect? Absolutely not, it was a difficult concept to pull off. But it still makes me laugh and that's enough for me.

[skaguy100]

@boredomfilms LEBOWSKI!!

[dunfordman]

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! Just found this... It's freaking awesome!!!!

[eatssocks111]

hahah how do you come up with this stuff, youre good! :)

[heckatt]

funny, i like your other shit as well

[callmedac]

Haha. Honestly, the more i listen to this song the more i like it. Can i ask a few questions? How long have you been playing piano? Do you have any voice training? WHY do you write music, for us ( the viewers), or for yourself?

[LGeckoProductions]

nice