Battlefield: Nerf (Director's Cut)

Remember, if your brain can't process that this is a parody, it can understand that fact right now by reading this.

Resistance fighter, Richard (Anthony Velgich *me*), finds and rescues fellow soldier, Brian (played by the beautifully haired Matt Danko), in the woods. As Carl and Barry Parker (played by the mesmerizing Chris Cichra and Steve Danielson) get closer to world domination, Richard and Brian step up to bring them down.

Also starring Dillon Kane as the unnecessarily large henchman.

This is the way "Battlefield: Nerf" was supposed to be shown. All-out, 7-minute, extreme edition. More action, more intensity, more laughs, more awesomeness. So sit back and enjoy the ride, yo.

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