THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com

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pantlessknights | March 08, 2010

http://grasshopper.com - This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite e...

pantlessknights | March 08, 2010

http://grasshopper.com - This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all "new dorks"). It's a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "Empire State of Mind," from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there's a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie - they're all super popular new dorks! Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe!

Get the FREE SONG in mp3 here: http://seedwell.com/download/The_New_...
or the Jerkin Remix in mp3 here: http://seedwell.com/download/The_New_...

-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights

CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia & David Fine
Directed by David Fine
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp & Jacqueline Becker - http://youtube.com/jacquelinemusic
Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Special guest - TGIF Crew - http://youtube.com/tgifcali

LYRICS:
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I'm in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But I'm a nerd forever
I'm the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom's place
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man businesses
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
Makin big plans, To dominate the online
Yeah, I'm on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin' google revenue, With songs on my webcam
Science is the new art, Databases day to day
Geeks spreadin' sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
Tell from my avatar, That I'm most definitely

The New Dork,
Social networks - what dreams are made of, There's nothing you can't do
Now you're the New Dork
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool
Let's hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks

Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
Hell, I'm on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
Now I'm pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now I'm up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster's lurkin'
Used to be a reject, But now I'm steady jerkin'
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin' from the small time, Girls couldn't find me
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should follow me, cuz I'm friends with Ashton
CHORUS

FACEBOOK
http://facebook.com/grasshopper

TWITTER
http://twitter.com/grasshopper

Contact us at info[at]pantlessknights.com

As Seen On: geekologie.com
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  • 3 hours ago

    YES the trick is to go to grabyouraudio [dot] com to find this mp3.

    defectiveization 3 hours ago
  • 8 hours ago

    I can relate to this lol

    phengxiong15 8 hours ago
  • 3 days ago

    YES the trick is to click to mpthreefy (dot) com to download this mp3.

    carriage50 3 days ago
  • 5 days ago

    fo sure nerd girls are super hot

    lepousios 5 days ago
  • 5 days ago

    your beard = epic

    lordmini 5 days ago
  • 5 days ago

    Now, if you have AIDS sally, you don't tell other boys that you're not like other girls. The main difference between you and other girls is that your vagina is full of acid. Now, if you want to fix your AIDS,.....I totally forgot where I was going with this.

    xShiranamix 5 days ago
  • 6 days ago

    yeah i agree! check out gointoit.com to download this song as an mp3!

    gaudy62 6 days ago
  • 6 days ago

    LOVE IT! :D :D :D

    charmedragonfly 6 days ago
  • 6 days ago

    is that vanessa hudgens?

    TheIMusicChannel 6 days ago
  • 6 days ago

    blizzard nerds are what you forgot

    addboy1 6 days ago
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