Keith Richards snorts Dad's ashes (since denied)

Keith admits in UK magazine to snorting his fathers remains, then claims it was just a joke.

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Comedy

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• richards
• snorts
• ashes
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[Anamatonamaton]

"I'm gonna miss Keith, especially once he's all gone!" HAHAHAH!

[pNUT208]

Snorting, blowing, get it? forget it.

LMAO

[Chuichupachichi]

Snorting snortable substances inevitably effects the brain & its functioning. Snorting one's own cremated father, produces the effect of Progenitive Predecessor Paternal Pensiveness. Or, in layman's terms... it causes you to think like your father. Perhaps, Mr. Richards Sr. used to think of more effective ways to pick up on teen aged girls than simply having groupies? One can understand Keith Richards' motive for snorting Pops. He's possibly lived a life with the nagging feeling of never having

[Chuichupachichi]

lived up to his fathers expectations. Which is the case with most Rock stars. However, Keith's case has a twist in that its due to his father's "careless carousing" record being superior to even that of the Rolling Stone's lead guitarist. But if you're worried about the possible detrimental health effects from snorting an entire Dad, simply know that Keith Richards is basically unkillable. Consider that the Stones have toured for nearly 50 yrs now. Then consider the fact that on simply 1 weekend

[Chuichupachichi]

Keith Richards will snort, smoke, drink, inject, lick, suck & F#%k enough to kill 25 normal men. Now multiply that by 50 years worth of tours. But don't alert him to the fact of that he still being alive, is not normal... it'll break his heart. He's quite sensitive in his feelings of sufficiently conforming to society's norms. Every year many people die from coconuts falling on their heads. But Keith Richards simply picked it up, poured a couple of bottles of liquor into it & cured his hangover

[LombardoDrummer]

God I love this video!

[saythanx]

fuck you

[horbergaren]

acctualy all rolling stones claim to be clean now these days, but kieth... i just won't buy it

[HappySmok3itis]

great video bud

[mari95santos]

you fuckers! keith is awesome you don't really know what you're talking about

[GoldBoy7GG]

i give u 5/5 for amusing me watching you with flour on your face, while talking about stuff noone cares about and doesnt even make sense...BUT IS AWESOME!!!

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