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Gender Neutralizing: Only Person (In The Triad)

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Uploaded on May 2, 2011

[The following takes place often in Zach's dreams]: My dear friend Renata, Rihanna - yes, THAT Rihanna - and I were in a polyamorous triad up until recently. Rihanna released her song "Only Girl (In The World)" in which she fetishizes monogamy through her desire to be "the only one that you'll ever love." We didn't have a problem with her desire for monogamy per se, but we felt she might be better suited to pursue a monogamous relationship *outside* of our poly triad. Pretty reasonable, right? I wrote this song to help Rihanna understand why Renata and I decided to end our romantic relationship with her. Rihanna, if you are reading this, please know that the only way your heart will mend is when you learn to love again (and it won't make sense right now, but we're still your friends).

Lyrics:

I want you to love me, because that would be nice
Keep thinkin' of us, doing what we like
So forget about your work because it's gon' be the three of us tonight
We're an awesome poly triad and these lyrics are kinda kinky. All right!

Want you to make me feel
Like I'm not the only person in the triad
Like I'm one of the people you really love
Like I really know your heart
I'm not the only person in the triad
Like our power dynamic works for us
Like we all really understand
How to respect each other and not make anyone feel bad, yeah
Want you to make me feel
Like I'm not the only person in the triad
Like I'm one of the people you really love
Like I really know your heart
I'm not the only one

Want you to role play, as thieves in the night
Rihanna reuses her lyrics, because that's what she likes
We don't need to tell all our secrets, we can just enjoy ourselves
But if you think I'm just an igloo, then please kindly go to hell
(igloo reference: http://tsl.pomona.edu/new/index.php?o...)

Want you to make me feel
Like I'm not the only person in the triad
Like I'm one of the people you really love
Like you really know my heart
I'm not the only person in the triad
Like our power dynamic works for us
Like we all really understand
Like I really know your heart
I'm not the only one

Take me for a ride, come on take me high, high
Let me make you [intentional blank] first, oh make it last all night
Take me for a ride, come on take me high, high
Let me make you third, oh make it last all night

Want you to make me feel
Like I'm not the only person in the triad
Like I'm one of the people you really love
Like I really know your heart
I'm not the only person in the triad
Like our power dynamic works for us
Like we all really understand
How to respect each other and not make anyone feel bad
I'm not the only person in the triad
There's two other people
I mean that's why it's a triad
Let's stop fetishizing monogamy please

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