John Shuttleworth - Have you seen my Wife
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@Durberville1 Is that you, Ken?
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I find I get a better suck from a Henry oof!
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I overcame a similar spat with my common law partner by calling at the 'Hall Green Wash and Vac Centre' on my way to Londis for some Vim. I was surprised to find they stocked some re-conditioned models at reasonable prices. I left 5 pounds in the way of a deposit for an ex catalogue Dirt Devil 500. They didn't have any Vim so I came home with a handy-size bottle of Stardrops.
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I find the dyson overated,it can be a clumsy tool in tight areas.
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Blackmail !! If I don't get a new vacuum cleaner I shall be leaving. Damn, you give women the vote and the next thing you know they want a new vacuum cleaner every ten years or so. (Oh, I love it.)
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I seen your wife, last night, bending over a table in a cheap hotel, ooof.
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Oof!!
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the pic at 1.12 is a butcher a baker and a dildo maker
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The pic of his two kids,brilliant! 1m07s
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Nice backing Ken
I speak on behalf of the Candlestick Maker's Association and would like to put the record straight, John. Your comments are hurtful to our community, which is proud and plentiful.
VivaTalbotRothwell 2 years ago 17
After 3 months of maritial bliss, my wife advised me that the dustpan and brush was no longer effective and a vacuum cleaner was required. I couldn't believe it and insisted she used her own financial resources for the purchase (i promised not to use it).
For those who can't afford a subscription to Which magazine, we currently have a Miele Cat & Dog (best buy), which is much better than a dustpan and brush.
niceupnorth1 2 years ago 10