I Will Survive - The Nerd Version

This one is a parody of the popular song "I Will Survive". A legitimate music video will be coming soon hopefully. The song can be downloaded as an m4a at http://tr.im/iwillsurvive Anyway, enjoy, comment, like, share. And for you copyright snobs, parody is fair use.

Lyrics:
First I was afraid,
I was scared as hell,
Kept thinking I could never live,
Without my FML,
But I spent so many nights,
Thinking what I'm gonna do,
And then I knew,
What all the signs were pointing to,
So I turned off,
Jersey Shore
I grabbed my laptop,
I couldn't stand it anymore,
I should have changed my facebook status,
Should have emptied out my cache,
If I knew for just one second,
That my internet would crash,
So now I'll go,
Walk out the door,
Haven't stepped outside my building,
Since back in 2004,
Weren't you the one who told me,
Get my ass outside,
Did you think I couldn't do it,
That I'd run away and hide,
Oh no not I,
I will survive,
For as long as I have wifi, yes,
I know I'll stay alive,
I'll watch every single stream,
and I'll invent a brand new meme,
And I'll survive,
I will survive,
Hey, hey,
It took all the strength I had,
To get a block away,
I found the nearest Starbucks,
And set up there to stay,
My two hours of rewards
Used up on tweets and 4chan boards
I must resign,
Or pay the damn three-ninety-nine,
And you see me,
Nerd in distress,
Now I would pay the petty fee,
But this I must confess,
I have a crappy credit score,
No credit cards no more,
I should have gone,
To freecreditreport.com,
So now I'll go,
Walk out the door,
I don't need starbucks, or a place,
Where I must pay for more,
Weren't you the one who told me,
Buy a drink or leave
Did you think I'd cave that easy,
That I could be so damn naive
Oh no not I,
I will survive,
For as long as I have wifi, yes,
I know I'll stay alive,
I'll fill out every questionnaire,
With EFG and Pedobear,
And I'll survive,
I will survive,
So I will go
To the apple store,
They have free wifi,
And yes I am an apple whore,
Weren't you the one who told me,
Get an iPod Touch,
Did you think I'd do it,
Did you think I would spend that much
Oh no not I,
I will survive,
For as long as I have wifi, yes,
I know I'll stay alive,
Numa numa, Star Wars Kid, Snakes On a Plane,
Chad Vader, Charlie bit me, Chocolate Rain
And I'll survive,
I will survive,
I will survive

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[GinYugure]

@psilocyboid you obviously have no taste... no taste.

[psilocyboid]

this is awful....just awful.

[DieBadenerEnte]

Nice.

[nneiil]

That was great. Although you sound a little young to be on 4chan. Still, I liked it. Pedobear forever!