Rifftrax - Warriors of the Wasteland Sample

http://www.rifftrax.com/video/warriors-wasteland
There's an old saying that goes "Behind every successful movie, there's a horrible Italian rip-off of it that uses three seconds of endless looped drumbeats as its soundtrack." Never has this reliable chestnut been more true than in the case of Warriors of the Wasteland, which proudly acts as the mangy dog, devouring the table scraps that The Road Warrior turned up his nose at, opting instead to lick itself for nearly half an hour.

Yes, once again the inhabitants of Earth have reduced our proud, McRib-consuming planet to a smoldering wasteland. You might assume nukes, or genetically altered chimps are the culprit. Wrong you are, (though if you've recently ate a McRib, you've likely consumed some of the latter.) This time around what did us in was -- Books! How did this happen? It of course is not explained. But it was books, you sure can count on that!

So the Warriors of the Wasteland drive around in their admittedly sweet cars, sporting their admittedly heinous hairstyles, kinda resenting books and occasionally massacring an outpost of survivors. If you can suspend disbelief for just one moment, hear this: there's a heroic lone wolf who attempts to enforce justice on these criminals (we know, it's a groundbreaking path for a character to follow.)

Books may have caused the apocalypse, but laughable special effects and ludicrous dialogue certainly survived it. Please join Mike, Kevin, Bill and a bunch of folks who couldn't afford tickets to Thunderdome for Warriors of the Wasteland.

http://www.rifftrax.com/video/warriors-wasteland

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[ndgv2]

im a huge mst3k/rifftrax fan. thanks for making unbearable movies not only watchable, but hilarious. and remember, watch out for snakes.

[RiffTrax]

@ndgv2 Thanks! WE LIKE YOU VERY MUCH!

[pHr33kAcHu]

HOLY SHIT it's like Retsupurae but not funny!

[RiffTrax]

@pHr33kAcHu Except people have heard of us!

[CaptainTid]

@RiffTrax Comparing your view counts gives me a different conclusion actually.

[RiffTrax]

@CaptainTid We didn't know it was a contest. Neat!

[severalshirts]

Battletoads reference = awesome.

[Tralman1965]

"How not to start a wedding toast".

[pHr33kAcHu]

@RiffTrax Hey when I posted that I was in a funk and being an asshole to people ALL over Youtube. Just because I don't really care for your material doesn't mean that other people don't like you, and I'm sorry for what I said, sorry for disrespecting you, and sorry for disrespecting your fans. I'll stop spamming up your channel now.

[RiffTrax]

@butchdeadlift10 Did you know that when you buy VOD titles like "Warriors of the Wasteland" we give you a file that you can burn right to DVD and watch on any DVD player?

[butchdeadlift10]

I would pay $25 for a dvd.......to bad it is a much more affordable download

[Lesbomarx]

One...One...One....One...One..­.One....One

These guys are terrible at counting.