Halloween Rant

If you can read this, you're too old to Trick or Treat.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Halloween
• Teenagers
• rude
• greedy
• kids
• rant
• candy
• MoLewis57

[munchkinhugs]

Hey, hey.. short? I'm short! Does this mean I can have CANDY?! Haha. No, seriously though, since we don't have the Halloween-ish celebrations/trick-or-treating over here (as much as the states) I can't say I agree [maybe I'm just not old enough yet =P].

This year however, I saw a lot more kids out tot-ing on my way home from uni.

Rude people are annoying, whether it's candy related or not.

[MoLewis57]

It's hard to tell from your videos, but you don't strike me a being very short. Of course, half my extended familiy and most of my friends from college are of Asian descent, so I probably have a slightly skewed idea of what short is. Everything is relative, I guess. When I visited my wife's relatives in Taiwan I was treated like a giant ( I'm 6 feet, 1 inch ), but for my Dad's side of the family, I'm less than average height.

[Praxxus55712]

I trick or treated in the latter days of the polite era of grateful kids...the late 60's and early 70's. We said trick or treat, let them toss in what they wanted and then ran to the next house because it was a race for maximum candy and nothing would have been gained by slowing down. We'd get home, toss the popcorn balls, apples, oranges and black licroce and then we'd categorize the loot. Good times. :)

[MoLewis57]

I'm bit younger than you ( Born January 1970 ), but I also got to enjoy the days of guilt-free Halloween candy. We got as much as we could and ate as much as we could.

[metal7ful]

is it the end of the world that a few teenagers came to the door and drove clam the fuck down

[metal7ful]

i think you need to scare them try the mask and a chainsaw a real one

[bishielurfer]

I'm 19 and I still trick or treat.

I wear a costume, so I deserve free candy.

You are never too old to trick or treat.

[DaYoungestCritic]

Um, the ending totally ruins the mood

[Spifftopia]

If your still willing to dress up like an idiot, your still 'young' enough to trick-or-treat.

[tecneon]

;A; im only 14 thats still young right!?

[monsterkawasaki86]

fukin nerd

[thecommentmaster1]

You are never too old to have candy

[viggom555]

im 34 sevn feet tal adn i got 80 points iq i lik a tik r tret

[MoLewis57]

Yes, I think I'm going to be a little jealous of them someday. I was far too shy/awkward to have a girlfriend in High School ( or most of college ), but I have a feeling that my boys are going to have to beat off all the girls with a stick some day.