twilight

This isn't a fan video!

In which our dear heroine pretends she's too cool for Twilight, and then succumbs to it for one night only, and then loses the respect of her one and only subscriber. And plays with her hair too much. And then deletes the whole debacle from her computer immediately afterwards. And realizes she's far less of a romantic than she thought. WHEN ARE THEY GONNA DO IT, etc.

This video also doesn't address the new issues I have with the series, i.e. "it's okay to be stalked, as long as the dude is hot and loves you" and "who needs an outside life or family or friends when you have a boyfriend?!" and "being undead is WAY BETTER than being old, ew!" "being condescendingly referred to as an 'furious kitten' when I'm upset is AWESOME!" etc etc etc.

I fear by tagging this I'll get a slew of Twilight fans ready to spear my head on a spike but what the hell.

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[snjoflake]

HAHAHAHA AIR GUITAR. oh my god, i died a bit inside.

you can never lose me, gurrrl.