NSP - Objects of Desire

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Danny shares slightly too much information with his (now-ex) girlfriend.

Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)

With Special Guest Sara Benincasa

Directed, filmed, and edited by Jim Turner

LYRICS:

Since I moved into your place
One year ago today
Our relationship has deepened
In a spiritual way

As time's swept gently forward
And winter's turned to spring
I know you so much better
Cause I've fucked all your things

I put my package in your mailbox
Made love to all your chairs
Dropped a load inside your washer
I went down on all your stairs

I took your cabinets from the front
And your sofas from behind
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes
And then we sixty-nined

Thanks in advance
For not judging me on
This aspect of my soul
When I dick-smash
All of your belongings
Is when I'm finally whole

I boned you couches and your telephone
And all your scented candles
And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle

I had sex with your whole kitchen
With no boundaries or limits
And your lamp was looking so good
That you know I had to hit it

Your wallet and your toothbrush
And your jacket and your red hat
Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush?
Just forget I ever said that

And the carpet and the furniture
Your windows and the curtains
And I licked your stamp collection
I dicked your floor for certain

I'm glad I got this off my chest
My soul has taken flight
Don't slam the door on your way out darling
Because I'm slamming it tonight

• Category

  Comedy

[MultiGMan94]

the elk statue was pretty horny as well

[Lillian Hale]

The fridge was pretty cool about the whole thing.

[waterdragon273]

the washer was wet when it was over

[draxyboy]

The snooker balls just rolled with it

[jacob3o3]

Ninja Brian approves 1:26

[Patrick Bodette]

Am I the only one curious about the rest of the months in Danny's calendar?

[Lillian Hale]

Copy someone's comment. Fail at it. :P

[MultiGMan94]

Some of the cups were pretty clear about it

[MultiGMan94]

And the table had some Serious wood

[SirSomeguy]

The washer was already wet.

[dlinh99]

COMIC SAAANNNSS!!!!!! 1:18