Tentacolino - 10/10

And finally, the third face of the Italian trinity of WTF. This is the sequel to the hit film "The Legend of the Titanic," and it admirably carries on the previous film's utter insanity. It manages to be worse than the last one, and yet somehow even better, all while violating whatever continuity the first film established. This one features a rapping shark, a techno-show tune number, talking toys, a transvestite "Scottsman," and (probably the greatest thing ever animated in any movie) a dog riding a chariot while firing a laser gun at mice. Sadly, they didn't get the original English voice cast back for this one. I kinda miss Tentacles' old voice. I also kinda miss having his name being Tentacles.

The weirdest thing about this one is that it was apparently originally entitled "The Search for the Titanic," but was then retitled "Tentacolino" for the video release. I have no idea why, since Tentacles doesn't really play any sort of central role here. In fact, our wooden human protagonists barely do anthing in this movie. The real main characters now appear to be the dog and the two mice. Anyway, enjoy the lameness.

And yes, I'll be doing commentary for this one as well.

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[BiliRubinLP]

THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC HAS TO REVIEW THIS!!!!

[DeepEye1994]

@DeepEye1994 *singing* Here's a film that's so awful I'd rather have a guy, come circumcise me with an ax and poke me in the eye! I'd rather drink a giant bowl of ape and monkey splooge, and there's another MILLION things that I would rather do!!! Supercrapafuckarifficexpialabu­llshit! A film so bad the censors really oughta go and pull it, sadly there's not many words that only rhyme with bullshit, SUPERCRAPAFUCKARIFFICEXPIALABU­LLSHIIIIiiiiiIIIT ! ! ! ! !

[MyWilliam1996]

@cujoedaman I think both of the films in this stupid series are just the ridiculous ramblings of Top Conners!

[MyWilliam1996]

We've just made those rats go insane, and they are now doomed to spend their' whole lives in a disturbing insane asylum.... LET THE DANCING COMMENCE!

[MyWilliam1996]

0:25 the makers of this film...

[panjak42]

2:17 Am I the only one who feels that it is fitting that Tentacles' face shows up?

[lalalalucius]

new favorite movie.

Oh god this thing was so awful. Thank you so much for uploading it.

[supahypasonic]

This is probably a good movie to watch while stoned.

[MAnnaconduit1]

wow all those so called peaceful atlanteans seem to enjoy watching an entire group of rats made into psychos and left to the mercy of an evil doctor,

[DeepEye1994]

@cujoedaman It's probably like in Baron Münchausen, in the end Grandpa Conners tells to his nieces: "And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death!"

[aznmonkeyboy91]

12 people minds have been destroy

[cujoedaman]

I wonder if I'm the only one that realizes that Top Conners (the mouse in sailor suit) ended up growing old and becoming a grandfather at the end of the previous movie and yet here he's doomed to live forever! WTF? They can't even keep their own fucked up continuity straight!