How to measure your penis...WITHOUT CHEATING!!
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Uploaded by MikesMashups on Sep 4, 2007
HBO's Sex Inspector gives a hilarious but insightful lesson on the CORRECT way of measuring your penis.
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My dick is straight
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measureing from the side is NOT cheating to make you sound bigger, because what you can get in is how much goes in soo yah thats all there is to it, it is common sense, it sounds like im trying to get an extra half inch but im not, i mean she tells me to not go to deep during to so yah and im pretty dam thick to, anyways thats my two cents on why it isnt incorrect to measure from the side of your penis, i have proven this guys video wrong...with sex! lol
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sorry but your wrong, i thought it would be cheating from the side untill i tested how deep i can and do go when having sex, i can put ALL of it in and it goes to the side of my penis,even deeper when going hard cause skin on both our pelvic bones squish a bit,ever hear the term BALLS DEEP!, yeah!, and were not fat she 101lbs im 175lbs, plus meause what you can see on the out side of ur body and that theres even more in, just like teeth, i am 7.5 and a hair from 8 when super horny
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I'l brag
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18.4cm and white.
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23cm
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Ok i shut up.
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6 inch 14 year, not great but alright
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atheis?wtf!
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I am a horse and I've got 1,5m long penis. Checkmate.
czDante92 1 month ago 36
this is how you really measure you penis:
((L x d) + (w/G)) / ( ∠∝t²)
Length x Diameter + Width over Girth all divided by the angle of the shaft squared
Shroomex 1 month ago 25