How to measure your penis...WITHOUT CHEATING!!

HBO's Sex Inspector gives a hilarious but insightful lesson on the CORRECT way of measuring your penis.


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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Blabbermash
• Sex
• Dating
• Advice
• Relationship
• Size
• Foreplay
• Tips
• Measuring
• Penis
• Cock
• Funny
• Naked
• Dick
• Intercourse

[Shroomex]

this is how you really measure you penis:

((L x d) + (w/G)) / ( ∠∝t²)

Length x Diameter + Width over Girth all divided by the angle of the shaft squared

[Itzsupafruit]

I'm a girl...why did I watch this?!?!? WTF

[realsixer]

@realsixer oh and its not like every thrust is 7.5 lol no girl even needs that, besides girth is actually more important and makes u feel bigger to a girl, an yah like the pillow trick witch girls LOVE, put a pillow under ther but or lower back an that makes u goe even less deeper, so its not about how deep its angles g spot, rubbing her clit while, yah no, i just wanted to set the recored straight, what you get in is what you have, plain an simple :)

[realsixer]

@realbeetlejuice yup, like i said i looked at my dick when thrusting my gf, and it goes in that far, and that was missionary, you can actually goe even deeper doggy style, you can feel the difference, and so can my girl, she has ta say be gentil and not so deep quit a bit, and i always do cause i dont like to hurt her AT ALL, lol i say sorry when she does, but yah meause what you can get in and what you can see, measureing from the balls is cheating big time but not the side

[realbeetlejuice]

@realsixer if i measure from the side I'm just over 7inches, and from the center base im 6.3 or so. So I'm really 7inches???

[realsixer]

@TheNelsonFan497 what are u talking about? just curious.

[realsixer]

@realbeetlejuice from the center......lol your fucktarded buddy, from the center???, and i can put it in to the side so yah ill count that cause its going in my girl soo yah, and to be quit honest its not that big a deal, half an inch is like the length of ur thumb nail so yah

[realbeetlejuice]

@realsixer wtf? measuring from the side will make anyone's penis bigger than measuring from the center... you're fucktarded

[TheNelsonFan497]

@JamesLee

Me too! I was a bit skeptical on buying that

program since its really hard to trust on

on internet products but since it offers 100%

money back guarantee, I bit a bullet on it

and in just 3weeks doing its exercise,

the result amazed me! Anyway, you got

the site name mispelled. That should be:

PenisAdvantageNow.info

[iChrissyBear]

My dick is straight

[realsixer]

measureing from the side is NOT cheating to make you sound bigger, because what you can get in is how much goes in soo yah thats all there is to it, it is common sense, it sounds like im trying to get an extra half inch but im not, i mean she tells me to not go to deep during to so yah and im pretty dam thick to, anyways thats my two cents on why it isnt incorrect to measure from the side of your penis, i have proven this guys video wrong...with sex! lol

[realsixer]

sorry but your wrong, i thought it would be cheating from the side untill i tested how deep i can and do go when having sex, i can put ALL of it in and it goes to the side of my penis,even deeper when going hard cause skin on both our pelvic bones squish a bit,ever hear the term BALLS DEEP!, yeah!, and were not fat she 101lbs im 175lbs, plus meause what you can see on the out side of ur body and that theres even more in, just like teeth, i am 7.5 and a hair from 8 when super horny