Evolution: Proof it can not be true

Proof of the impossibility that we all come from organic soup. YES, this is SATIRE.

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[destin325]

i think a lady from the atheist experience said it best (how I understood her quote)

-religious folks understand that god came from nowhere and created everything ..and

-that snakes could talk...and

-how walking on water and turning water into wine is possible..and

-how a global flood ...just makes sense...and

-how a fish can feed thousands

yet...the theory of evolution ...eludes or escapes their understanding

[WhatsTheDiff101]

@destin325 Thanks for the lengthy comment. I think that is a great meme. Spread it!

[lizazoon]

The Bible says that humans are made of dirt.

And that snakes and donkeys talk.

And that insects have 4 legs.

And that bats are birds.

And that the earth is flat.

And that the sun revolves around the earth.

And that Pi = 3 (rather than 3.1416...)

And that animals appeared AFTER man but BEFORE woman

[WhatsTheDiff101]

@lizazoon You're preaching to the choir, friend. Thanks, though, for stopping by. The Bible (or Koran, etc. - substitute any "holy" book") says all kinds of rubbish. I think the solution to the "creationist problem" (for the long term, at least) is 1) education, and 2) spreading the good idea, that children should not be branded as being in some religion. If we can get those two ideas going, there might be hope for a peaceful world.

[lizazoon]

Creation is right: God blew his bad breath( no toothpaste yet) over a clump of mud and voila, it became alive and upright, and all was well. Question, did Adan have a penis ? Because Eve was only created when Adam complained about loneliness. What if god had given Adam a motorbike or a computer and he felt satisfied, no longer lonely, we would still be living in the garden of eden

[WhatsTheDiff101]

@lizazoon Thanks for the comment. I am glad to hear that you see through the idiocy of the creationist argument.

[ej4206669]

according to evolution i am related to this jackass....... hmmmmhmhmhmhmhmhaaahaha

[ej4206669]

@destin325

DID I SAY IN THE COMMENTS , nope . Just because you can't don't get all bitchy. The fact that it is so complicated is my point. How could a system based on complex geometric shapes and patterns, be the result of chance, when one piece gets misplaced the whole system stops working? how could all these pieces come together all at one time and start working together? your the one claiming to have answers here, i merely have the questions.

[destin325]

@destin325

but just in case you didnt know and it was a legit question you were asking (like a kid asking where babies come from) ....the answer is long, very long..longer than i would have right here to explain

[destin325]

@ej4206669 "but just do me a favor and explain the evolutionary process that developed protiens."

are you serious? LOL this has to be a joke right? try and explain something that is done in books, talked about for hours during lecture, even your video was watered down and still over 3 min long yet you want me to explain the whole thing in a 500 character block.

you might start off with figuring out what your question asks before asking it.

[ej4206669]

@destin325

not everyone one beleives one of these two.

I don't beleive a word for word reading of the bible, but just do me a favor and explain the evolutionary process that developed protiens.

seriously check this out and tell me if it doesn't make you at least say ?????????wwwwttttffffff.

watch?v=983lhh20rGY

[taiteo558]

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[xJaysrox]

people have to educate themselves before spitting out nonsense...