G' Brown rap (With subtitles)

Couldn't find lyrics for this masterpiece so i thought i'd scribe one from ear, the script may be imperfect, i realise this so please feel free to suggest alterations, don't simply Troll or try to insult me for some of it being inaccurate.

@@@ Please note this is a performance taken from the BBC's Impressionists and i do not claim it as my own. @@@

Here are the Lyrics

"G-Brown intro"

I'm still here

Indeed yes, that is substantially correct...

This goes out to all the haters, the people who said I was a liability to the party,
The players who said my fiscal policies sowed the seeds of the global financial crisis.

To them... I say... simply this...

I'm the Rhyme-minister The rude G-brown
I was wrecking on the mic when the banks went down
On the left of me thats poverty and thats prudence on the right, then the bankers on the phone cos my touch was feather-light

Rolling fan-outs of my tips spending taxes like water, no tomorrow so I borrow each financial quarter.

Remember all the good times yes you couldn't forget it went boom before the crunch and I will take the credit.

(cause Im Brown like that, Im Brown like that!)

No one knew house prices would go down like that.

(cause Im Brown like that, Im Brown like that!)

To the Boom to the Bust to the Bitch... you get me?

You said I is all blown out.
I weathered financial storms, with an in term package of financial reforms.
The banks got toasts and compliments for gross incompetence...Yo! Collapsed the beat just like market confidence!

(Bridge)

...These players fiddle their expenses, Im a safe pair of hands, Ill get your vote, Ive got no mot' 'cause Im the son of a mans, Vince cable he is not able to chair the G-20 table you gotta trust the G-man to keep the market stable.

(cause Im Brown like that, Im Brown like that!)

I'll tax you 50p in the pound like that.


(cause Im Brown like that, Im Brown like that!)

To the left, to the right, to the honourable gentleman I say this...

These ladies are more than window dressing.

When Ive spent like I planned, aint a tax penny left, Ill go cap in my hand to the" I" to the "M" to the "F", I got an Ace in the hole and my reserves are glistening, I say talk to the Gold 'cos the Brown aint listening.

(cause Im Brown like that, Im Brown like that!)

My financial regulation's quite unsound like that

(cause Im Brown like that, Im Brown like that!)

I do that thingy with my mouth and then I frown like that.

(cause Im Brown like that, Im Brown like that!)

To the right, to the left, to the all important centre graph of politics.

(cause Im Brown like that, Im Brown like that!)

Check me, balance me...Im out of here

...Because that is the right thing to do.

(END)

Thanks to Rmg12 for ammendments.

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[pass135]

@LiamRproductions

Are you sure you aren't the one with the dyslexia or are you just that IGNORANT you CAN'T READ!

The info box clearly states "The script may be imperfect, i realise this so please feel free to suggest alterations, don't simply troll or try to insult me for some of it being inaccurate."

I seriously hope it isn't the latter of the two because if I were you (and I pray to god I never will be) i'd feel really inadequate and foolish right now.

Peace out Douchebag (V) :)

[LiamRproductions]

People with dyslexia shouldn't make lyrics videos.

[pass135]

@LiamRproductions

Are you sure you aren't the one with the dyslexia or are you just that IGNORANT you CAN'T READ!

The info box clearly states "The script may be imperfect, i realise this so please feel free to suggest alterations, don't simply troll or try to insult me for some of it being inaccurate."

I seriously hope it isn't the latter of the two because if I were you (and I pray to god I never will be) i'd feel really inadequate and foolish right now.

Peace out Douchebag (V) :)

[saxiv]

Lol, if Brown actually did this during the elections, he would've definitely won :)

[bibilovski]

"Probity and prudent" he refers to his bankers = meaning honest and upright (probity) and careful in money matters(prudent). How would a banker be called "poverty"? Dope



[bibilovski]

You probably don't even know what "proberty" is - it's a financial term used by Gordon Brown quite a lot - get a faffing education

[jugular911]

@bibilovski Proberty LMAO! it's Property you moron

[god0fgod]

Overall it's pretty much right. What did you mean by "graph of politics"? I'm sure it's supposed to be ground.

[donnadonna64]

Love this video! Great transciption. I offer the following suggested amendments...

At 41 "They're my bankers and they back me 'cause my touch was feather-light"

At 43 "And they finance all my trips, spending taxes like water..."

Ar 1.28 "I'm the son of the Manse" meaning that he was brought up in a Manse (minister's house) referring to his father having been a Church of Scotland minister. (Inferring that you can trust Gordon because he's the son of a clergyman).

[thetekkenknight]

lol insult em all u want but i didnt understand any of this

[sagarkanabar10]

Very good

[Blacktulip8472]

at 0:56, i think it was never knew hosue prices would go down like that, just suggesting, not sure though

[bibilovski]

Sorry spelt it wrong "probity" !!