Dee Dee Dee Song-Carlos Mencia

I am currently taking requests so if u want a song up message me


Funny Song
Spoken:
Dee de dee, doesnt mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there, youre gonna find this song hilarious, and you dont even knowits about you.

[Verse 1]
You dropped out of school cause youre smarter than everybody
I got three words for you dumbass, Ding, fries ready
You try to outrun a bull, but nobodys that fast
Thats how you end up, with a horn stuck up your ass
Roethlisberger needs no helmet cause hes a star
But the year the bus left, he got hit by a car
You wanna go huntin for quail someplace
Dont go with Cheney, hell put a fuckin shot in your face
If you bungee jump so you can fly through the air
I aint upset you ended up in that wheelchair
You ignore all the warnings, yeah you light up a smoke
Now you have to talk with a machine through your throat

[Chorus]
How many idiots can there be?
Some say that its 1 out of 3
If you dont know then take it from me
Youre the dee dee dee

(spoken) you you you
dee dee dee

And if you are a Dee
Please dont marry a Dee
Cause then your kids will be (what? what?)
Dee dee dee

(spoken) dee dee dee

[Verse 2]
You cry about the price of gas and war in Iraq
But you voted Bush in twice what were you smokin, crack?
Didnt get a prenup, though you knew she was a skank
Now youve got herpes and shes got half your bank
You were on top of the world with Hit Me Baby One More Time
Only a stupid bitch would marry Kevin Federline
You drink and drive and you think its okay
Now youre cell mates weavin in and out the hershey highway
When you put tigers on your show and they cant be free
Theyll bite your neck off and then youll say (chokingly) dee dee dee (cough)

[Chorus]
How many idiots can there be?
Some say that its 1 out of 3
If you dont know then take it from me
Youre the dee dee dee

(spoken) you you you
Eee dee dee

And if you are a Dee
Please dont marry a Dee
Its genetics dont you see?
Your kids will be dee dee dee

(spoken)
Thats what theyre gonna be: DEE DEE DEE!!!

[Verse 3]
Parents are to blame for all these dee dee dees
Letting their kids drop out and not get GEDs
You keep your kids inside cause theres freaks on the loose
But yet you let them drink from Michael Jacksons Jesus Juice?
You dont care when your kids come home with Ds from class
What you need to do is get some balls and beat that ass
He isnt stupid, you say hes got A.D.D.
Its that his mom and his dad are both dee dee dee!

[Bridge]
This test is too hard! (So they lower the standards)
Im not good at sports! (So they give them all trophies)
My dad used to spank me (So they lower the standards)
Im too fat for this seat (So they widen the standards)
They say no cause Im black (So they lower the standards)
They say no cause Im white (So they lower the standards)
They say no cause Im Asian (So they lower the standards)
No habla Englais (So we all become Spaniards)
And you wake up one day and you dont have the skills
To get a better job so youre stuck on the grill
Youre wondering why Julio took your job
But you forget to see, youre as dumb as a knob
Your ass is too fat to get out of the house
While youre eating more food trying to figure it out
So they outsource your job to some guy named Habib
Cause he works harder than you and hes got 5 degrees
And youre asking yourself how could this happen to me
Ill tell you why, homie! Cause youre.dee dee dee

Dee dee dee
Dee dee dee

Category:

Music

Tags:

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[rougewarrior9721]

weres the music video dammit. and 10 people are de de de.

[vincente1236]

@rougewarrior9721 i tried to post the music video a while back but it wouldn't let me

[gruntora]

Somebody really needs to upload the actual video from the show.

[vincente1236]

im still lookin 4 da vid

[vincente1236]

thankx

[Tohruchan202]

lmao i love this song, carlos mencia is awsome

[metallica42091]

This is fucking annoying me what is the beat he uses i forget

[Looopez8]

WTF???a Dee Dee Dee song??

Okkk??...:/

[MrRe4player]

@plech09 Your the dee dee dee

[ddc12345able]

ooookaaayyy?

[Rcampo42]

speak the truth carlos

[Agent1W]

@DudeItsEpic That's always been the best part of him! DEE DEE DEE >:O

[rokrspi]

what kind of song requests? this is crap where r the lyrics?

[rokrspi]

what kind of song requests?

[plech09]

worst comedian EVER