Raw Tape of Christopher Walken Reading from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark - "Bloody Fingers"

As fortune would have it, I found the ONLY EXISTING raw tape of a failed audiobook version of "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark", narrated by Christopher Walken. Or rather, the best-looking Christopher Walken impersonator North of the Mason-Dixon line.

Voice impersonation & narration embellishments by David Ruple
Guitar by Johnathan Ruple
Original Story by Alvin Schwartz
Illustration by Stephen Gammell
Various pictures from my beloved interwebs

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[MultiDref]

I guess she would be funny and scary to a commie left-wing idiot like Ixododae. You want scary? How about America (especially our economy) under that lying fascist Obama? Yeah, we're doing real well under him.

Liberal twits.

[ixododae]

@MultiDref I never said I agreed with Obama. Why don't you get your ass off your computer and do something for our country instead of spitting venom at anyone with a criticism of a laughable politician you happen to have a blind admiration for?

[leveebreaker23]

where did you get the picture at 2:25?

[ixododae]

@leveebreaker23 I think I stumbled on it, must have saved it because it was interesting. The instrument is a Sitar, if that helps.

[ExploringBeyond]

simpsons did it

[ixododae]

@ExploringBeyond Ah, but did they tie into the controversial folklore compilation classic?

[PufferBluntman]

@ScopeTCR I know, I just couldn't help myself :))

[ScopeTCR]

@PufferBluntman horrible joke but I did laugh aloud

[sweetncrazygurl]

not bad

i enjoyed it

[PufferBluntman]

A ghost came out of the closet? Guess it was a polterGAYst...

[jomuthafish]

christopher walken has the coolest voice ever

[leveebreaker23]

THANK YOU!

[leveebreaker23]

I believe you misunderstood me. I meant the guitar guy not the sitar. I like how creepy guitar guys face looks. Do you have a name or could you post it in the x thread please?