Da Fellaship of da Ring LOTR Rap Featuring Spike Durden

I started writing this while bored in class. it turned into a chronicle of all three lord of the rings parts. here's the first. I made it with just a web cam and a simple editing program. Lyrics below:

Ima tell you all a tale of fear and desire
Of elves, men and folk in the Shire
Of dwarves, wizards, and journey and questeses
The only thing my story lacks is breasteses
It started with Bilbo, he found the ring
Little did he know it was a precious thing
He stole it from a little whiny bitch named Smeagol
I wanna blast that mutha fucka with my desert eagle
The power of the ring, Bilbo didn't know
He left Bag End and all his shit with Frodo
But Gandalf found out and he had to make haste
Or Sauron would lay Middle-Earth to waste
Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry
Crossed the Brandywine, Buckleberry Ferry
They thought they was safe when they made it to Bree
But Gandalf, the playa, was nowhere to be seen
In the Prancing Pony they met the Ranger Strider
Didn't even know he was a hella fighter
They trusted the man, into the wild they go
But where was they going? Frodo didn't know
They made it to the watch tower Amon Sul
The hobbits made a fire then came the Nazgul
They drew the ring wraiths and the rest is hazy
But Strider saved the day, man that bitch is crazy
Frodo was stabbed by a Morgul blade
Got to ride with Arwen, wanker had it made
It the river she drowned the Nazgul to hell
And Frodo awoke in fair Rivendell
To his surprise the player Gandalf returned
But Frodo had some questions that he wanted to learn
Is there permanent damage from this Nazgul infection?
Gandalf told him he'll walk around wit a permenant erection

At the council of Elrond the ring's fate was decided
But no one would do it, this idea was spited
Frodo stood up, he said he'd do this thing
And this is how it all became da fellaship of da ring

We got Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin
Arwen's in the corner cause the bitch is nippin
We got Gandalf, Legolas, Gimili too
Boromir and Aragorn's the king, fuck you

There's no women in the fellaship Arwen feels left out
She's still in the corner, to bleed and to pout
But the nine set out quick to do this thing
And around his neck Frodo wore the ring
Along the Misty Mountains they walked a long way
They tried to go through the snowy pass the next day
Gimli asked will we make it Gandalf said we'll see
But they had to turn back cause the hobbits are pussies
Go through the mines, bitch, all out of luck
The fellaship was horny they had no one to fuck
Took them four whole long ass days to get through
But they didn't make it safely and neither would you
Gandalf had to fight with a Balrog of Morgoth
On top of a bridge with a deep fucking far drop
The balrog fell down, but he took Gandalf too
And as he fell, he said "Fly you foos"
And fly they did to Loth Lorien
They wanted with Galadriel to have some fun
But she was prude, they didn't even get head
All they got was three boats and some Lembas bread

We got Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin
Arwen's in the corner cause the bitch is nippin
We got Gandalf, Legolas, Gimili too
Boromir and Aragorn's the king, fuck you

At the Falls of Rauros the fellaship failed
Boromir was tempted and Frodo bailed
Frodo and Sam went east, the rest went west
Orcs killed Boromir, man he was the best
Merry and Pippin were captured as well
On the backs of orcs for a week of hell
Lego, Gimli strider were right on their trail
But ima save this for another tale
Yo thus ends the story of the fellaship
It continues in two towers if you liked it
It's an epic tale if you're into those things
This is how it all became the fellaship of the ring

We got Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin
Arwen's in the corner cause the bitch is nippin
We got Gandalf, Legolas, Gimili too
Boromir and Aragorn's the king, fuck you

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[FilmTraum2]

Wow! You're great!

[tayface1]

darn this is cool

[D34th1sn34r]

still nice to check back for this vid :p

[gal2actic]

yea i watch it once in a while and it doesnt get boring :)

[duck185]

omg thats sick make like 1000 more pls!

[masterianna]

Ahahah!!! Really funny!!

Not my music genre but uu rule, man!

[chickenmadness1]

your comment is lame :o

[chickenmadness1]

still ownage : )

[chickenmadness1]

ownage rap;O

[chickenmadness1]

yep ; )

[Alanteen18]

lame

[chickenmadness1]

wow amazing