Keith Jarrett - Somewhere Over the Rainbow

i met him once backstage in colone, and he was dead rude. blow me blow me! he kept saying, so i did and, jeeeeez. talk about noisy. every time i so much as licked his big hairy ball sack he grunted and squarked. just like when he's playing. when i licked his jap's eye he yelled out expletives and when he came (he promised he wouldn't jizz in my mouth, the bitch) he shouted out 'cunt flaps, minge biscuit, fanny magnet' and other stuff like that. i was shocked!!