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Uploaded by on Jan 18, 2010

I hope you like this, it took a while!

I have put the words below!

If the bible is your only proof
You just need faith and not the truth
A talking snake may be your thing
But is it a basis for original sin

There may be no proof of the virgin Mary
Or Sampsons strength from being hairy
yet amongst these words that seem sublime
Others have a view of the less divine

Why do people fight?
Over some holy sight
Why is sanctity
Favoured over liberty
Why is sex so bad?
Its something that your parents had
Why should I pretend?
To honour your invisible friend

Why do people boast?
About a vision on a piece of toast
Why is circumcision
Not treated with much derision
Why does faith aspire?
It's a word to disguise liar
Why do they say "praise be"
When avoiding another's tragedy

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!......

Why were children mauled by bears 'till dead?
For mocking Elisha's old slap head (2 Kings 2:23-24)
Why did the young David slaughter
Collecting foreskins to win Sauls daughter (1 kings 18:25-27)
Why did god create a farce
By showing Moses just his arse (Exodus 33:23)

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!......


Sex
Dont do that!
Apostates
Dont do that!
Gays
Dont do that!
Women
Can't do that!
Learning
Dont do that!
Evolution
Dont do that!
Prayer
You must do that!
Praising
You Must do that!
Adultery
Dont do that!
Astronomy
Dont do that!
Hell
You will get that!
Morality
We'll decide that!

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Uploader Comments (Darwinsgift)

  • I don't think it's hard to see where your 1 thumbs down came from. Nztexas seems to go against the crowd here. Nice job, Steve. I do not believe it either, but I guess that's a given

  • @RobNorthampton - Thanks Rob, this was shot in N'pton & Olney by the way!

  • stupid and annoying!!!

  • @nztexas1  - Just like "born again's" then!!!

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  • Wow, this is great from beginning to the end.

  • This is great!

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  • @Darwinsgift Aha! I thought it looked familiar. Surely Olney doesn't let atheists just roam about their streets of their own free will?! What's the world coming to?!

    :-)

  • @nztexas1 only too ignorant religious fanatics that never question there own belief

  • Brilliant Steve well done, cor aren;t I handsome! David G

  • Clipped cocks and snipped schwanzes!

  • Althought I do not like the gangsta kinda rap, your songs are, I must say, quite catchy. ;-)

  • very nice for sure. haha

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