Declassified Government Footage: Project Pseudopod

In 1958 the Office of Strategic Services, long thought to have been dissolved, began a clandestine program unbeknown to most of the world. This program facilitated the research of an Extraterrestrial Biological Entity that arrived on this planet in September of that year, and was quickly and quietly secured by this secret arm of the government. The experiments undergone were gruesome, as this guardedly declassified recording can attest to. The body of Albert Einstein, thought at his death to be donated to science, had instead been commandeered by the OSS and subjected to a most heinous a mockery of the scientific process in order to fulfill their goals. What ends did this gruesome project hope to complete? Did it ever complete them?

We may never know... for the individual responsible for declassifying this small piece of footage has not been seen since. The routine police investigation turned up nothing at his place of residence. Nothing except... a mysterious trail of unidentifiable slime leading across the floor, right through the door, and all around the wall. Mysterious slime that mysteriously vanished the very next day... almost as if it became sentient and... well... there really is no point in speculation.

And so, the gruesome untold tale of Project Pseudopod remains untold, and I hope to suffice to transposition a warning... a portent, if you will. For some of what lurks in the insidious muculent shadows of space ought never to... wait a minute, what's that shadow under the door...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! IT IS A TERRIBLE, INDESCRIBABLE THING VASTER THAN ANY SUBWAY TRAIN - A SHAPELESS CONGERIES OF PROTOPLASMIC BUBBLES, FAINTLY SELF-LUMINOUS, AND WITH MYRIADS OF TEMPORARY EYES FORMING AND UN-FORMING AS PUSTULES OF GREENISH LIGHT ALL OVER THE ROOM-FILLING FRONT THAT BEARS DOWN UPON ME, CRUSHING ALL MY FURNITURE AND SLITHERING OVER THE GLISTENING FLOOR THAT IS FREE OF LITTER BECAUSE I PREFER CLEANLINESS!

AS IT IS ABSORBING MY BODY, I HAVE TIME FOR NAUGHT BUT A WARNING... RUN! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

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• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• IT'S
• GOT
• ME
• I'M
• DYING

[magmaggirlie123o]

its just cornstarch and water when you poke it really hard it is solid poke it slowly and it is a liqued but more cornstarch than water

[AlienConsortium]

@magmaggirlie123o

that's only government propaganda, it's actually an alien blob

[binkyslapass1]

i like the way its done on old vibrating speakers...;-),,,shit song though

[fringeless]

fuckin waste of my time



[bitterman16]

I've seen this on mythbusters

[boothesquirrel]

pretty boring for an alien blob

[TeamMoneyGreen1]

wow you have a really great imagination....you should write books.

[magmaggirlie123o]

yay first comment