A 106 year old and still unopened safe has been discovered at a building belonging to the Colombo General Hospital. The safe had been discovered while Health Minister Maithripala Sirisena had attended the opening ceremony of the Lithotripsy Unit of the hospital's Renal Unit.
WE NEED TO GIVE THESE FUCKS NUCLEAR CAPABILITY - SO THEY COULD BLOW THEIR DUMB FUCKING ASSES UP!
jehovahuponyou 5 days ago
Pick that shit and look what's inside.
5DaWiD5 1 month ago
Crack it open!
MSCompuServ 3 months ago
There's most likely curry sachets inside!
252Dazz252 5 months ago
Unintentional time capsule. I hope the show the opening.
yesimaBright 1 year ago
Over paid dude #1 is like; "Hey man, where's the key"? The other dude replies; "It's inside the safe to be kept safe". This puts a new spin on the term "Opening Ceremony" when the item in question, is closed.
AussieMatters 1 year ago
there might be some 100 year old medical equipment inside
46sanjeevan 1 year ago