Blood of the Tiger - An Idiot's Quest for Tiger Blood

Now that I'm a #tigerbloodintern finalist, but 100% human, I have to find a way to get some tiger for my blood. This is my quest.

Get the full story at http://www.kathysidiotshow.com

Like the parody? Check out Chris Angel at http://chrisangelmusic.com

Song stuck in your head now? You can buy the original on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/eye-of-the-tiger-remastered/id254685010

And if you're ever in Des Moines, you can't beat the Blank Park Zoo for a great way to spend a day. Visit them at http://www.blankparkzoo.com. Or here on the Tube at http://www.youtube.com/user/Blankparkzoo

Huge thanks to: Kent Abbott, Chris Angel, Ryan Bickel, Matt Forland, Brett Trout, Jeremy Bingaman, Sean Fredregill and Dave Hellstern.

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Blood of the Tiger

Signin' up, to work for the Sheen,
Kathy Landin needs money.
Do what she can to get back on her feet
Just a girl with no sense of shame.
Not the type for the easy way out
Won't get a job like some patsy.
This is it, waited all of her life,
Or at least for the last several weeks.

Chorus:
It's the blood of the tiger
That will win her the fight,
Because their blood is better than her blood.
You know, I'm not quite certain
What's the deal with that stuff,
But she'll do what it takes to get Blood
Of the Tiger.

Eat the flakes, Reading the beat,
Bottom springs, tops of Rubber.
Tried it all, even energy drinks,
But her type is still not quite feline.
Made some plans, bought some chew toys.
Try to bribe the striped kitty.
On her own, she can't ask for no help.
All her friends bugged by her idiot quest.

Chorus:
Needs the Panthera Tigris.
It will win her the fight.
Because their blood is better than her blood.
You know, I'm not quite certain
What's the deal with that stuff.
Oh, who cares?
Just give her some Blood
Of the Tiger.

Rising up, straight to the zoo.
Hemoglobin gets the glory.
Went the distance but the guard made her stop.
His attitude it was O-Negative.
What's the deal? She won't hurt the cat!
Pretty sure it would kill her.
Just wants a bit of its tiger blood.
Why can't he just spare one small drop?

Chorus:
Now it's Blood of the House Cat
That will just have to do.
I mean, I think they're related to tigers.
She's all out of options
since she's banned from the zoo.
She's hoping they can't tell it's the Blood!
Of a house cat!

Category:

Comedy

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• Brett Trout

[ArmyofNinjaWarlocks]

Hello Kathy,

You do not need to seek tigerblood. You only need to accept it. The High Priest Vatican Assassin imparted tigerblood to all his followers.

We understand you're kind of slow, so let us give you an analogy: it's kind of like the wizard of oz, you were looking for what you already have.

Tigerblood isn't infused, it's precursors are produced in the brain. You flip a switch in your mind, and it's yours.

[KathyLandin]

@ArmyofNinjaWarlocks Best...comment...ever...

[ArmyofNinjaWarlocks]

@JamesWorley Hmm Tiger Spam?

[clairecelsi]

Nice, Kathy. Me likey.

[JamesWorley]

I believe that Amy Miriani may have FOUND Tiger Blood!! Watch my video and see!