Growing Up Hard In Imagination Land

Mr. Roger's 'hood is next to Sesame Street.
Walking there at night, kid, you're bound to get beat
by Big Bird, Little Bird, that two headed monster,
and the meanest greenest grouch, we all know as Oscar.

Yeah, well in the daylight, we know it's all rated G,
but when the sun goes down, the G's get extreme.
You see Grover was a cryp; the count was a blood;
and elmo was the baddest sucker that there ever was.

Some folks like to think Bert and Ernie were gay,
but if you saw their home videos that isn't what you'd say
'cause if Bert were the bride and Ernie was the hubbie,
they surely wouldn't have double teamed that girly teletubby

Heathcliff and Garfield, now there's your odd couple,
eating fish and lasagna and getting into trouble,
but if you think that you have seen and heard the worst
then you sure didn't see what those cats did to Papa Smurf.

When the sun went down, inside we'd all go
watch reality TV, and keep our heads low.
No one walked the streets, cause of all the danger:
Gang warfare between Voltron and Power Rangers.

We've got hostages so you'd better not fuck with us!
Take one step closer and we'll snuff snufalufagus!

Miss Piggy turned tricks, while Kermit kept the cash,
and the band Electric Mayhem cooked up their hash.
I know this all might come as a bit of a shock,
but the muppets all smoked crack, we called it Fragel Rock

If we heard a roar, we'd all hit the floor
And pray we weren't the prey of the big purple carnivore.
I hate you, but I'm scared. You just ate my teddy bear.
With a knick knack that is whack, give him all your dough
Or this OG ain't coming home.

Amelia Badelia was a pedaphile Nanny.
Rainbow Bright was a fright and a most convincing tranny.
Strawberry Shortcake was horny and lonely.
She wouldn't ride she'd be ridden by my little pony.

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Elmo's name is Elmo. Elmo 'bout ta tell mo.
So sit back, relax and let Elmo go.
Elmo's got a closet chocked full of hairy skeletal beings
Fuel the wicked rhymes that Elmo bringing. Fool!

See, Elmo sponsored by the letter G
But that ain't for G-rated you wangster wannabe
Elmo also sponsored by 1, 7, and 8
But not in that order, so get it straight.

Elmo got bullet proof vest under this fur
Cause Elmo got tired of ho and had to diss her
How was Elmo to know she was Oscar's ho.
Now that puke green playah wanna murdah Elmo!

Don't touch Elmo's meds, they keep Elmo sane
Otherwise Elmo might hafta bring the pain.
The toys don't mean jack, they just keep Elmo rich,
Tickle me now, bitch.

AGAIN! AGAIN!

You say, "Why Elmo always say 'Elmo' instead of just 'me'?"
Elmo's just that important on the Street of Sesame
Miis are for Nintendo, Eyes are for punchin',
That's why Elmo talk about self in 3rd person.

Woohah! Watch out or Elmo render you dead,
Now you just a notch on bedpost of Elmo's bed

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It's no mystery about Shaggy and Scooby,
Getting the munchies from smoking all those doobies,
But when those stoners were trippin down the freeway,
Fred was stacked in the back with the girls in a threeway.

I was once shot fifteen times in a drive by shooting:
The Magic School Bus out burning and looting.
A care bear with a gat at every window or two
and the driver was a killer known as Winnie the Pooh.
The hospitals were full so fuck it why bother?
I'd rather kill the pain by taking shots with Mr. Rogers.

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[masonallen123]

!LOL! :0

[likes2aplay]

Respond to this video...  awesine video very funny thabk ya

[Pooleman96]

Funny insanity here! Elmo's rap bit was epic!

[pompom914]

Hahaha! :D

Very sick, Dude! ;O)

Sunshine & Blessings from Imagination Land!

[mechacode]

Hahaha elmo!

[AlexandriaMunro]

This is so awesome XD I will never see these shows the same again XD

[justforever96]

TICKLE ME NOW, BITCHES!!!!

lmao

[goldielookinjohn]

he deleated it. lol it was some shit spam thing that he keeps putting up. but that actual guy sent me a message with it in. it was weird lol . cheers man :D

[allikalaer]

hahaha yo this post is vicious,

what were you responding to?