Fire Breathing with flour

It was about the time my 3rd wife left my that I began to think, "maybe the problem's with me at not all of them?" So I decided to get into shape, I went bike riding all the time, I sold my house, got rid of all my posessions joined a buddhist monestary. I was getting my head straight, and my soul. So about three years of this and I thought, "you know what? I've changed. I'm a better person now. I want her back." So I went to her house and rang the door bell and she answered in her underwear and I was like, "Did I just wake you up? It's like four in the afternoon." And she was all, "No, i'm just doing my laundry. What are you doing here?" So I told her everything. How I missed her, how I knew it was all my fault, how I'd changed, how I wanted to be part of our daughter's life and be a better husband. Just completely broke down at her front door. And then I saw my cousin run out of her bedroom with a towel on. And I was like, "Dude....you've been fucking my cousin." And she was like "yeah...i'm sorry." And I just took a deep breath to centre myself then finally said. "You know what? It's fine, I understand. I want bother you again. And she closed the door.

Then I burned her house down whilst holding the door shut so they couldn't get out.

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[XxjmoexXMW2MW3]

wat part of till deth do us part dont u understand

[Bodatiousfilms]

@XxjmoexXMW2MW3 deth

[gavin4103]

FIRST!!!!