No Competition (TurboTax Rap)--see also "Y.O."

This is one of two Tax Rap contest submissions.
Thank you to all whom voted.

Lyrics for "No Competition (TurboTax Rap)" by Stephan "AcHuman" Aron

AcHuman's tax rap submission.
I'm like Turbotax, man... You- are- no competition

(x2) Jeez, these beezy's say this 1040 EZ's easy.
Take it easy.
I say not as easy as TurboTax makin' it a breeze. See?
Please, please believe me.

Look inside my head. You'll see
I minded my own business with a schedule C.
I guess I had special needs
As a wee child
Tele-filing on the phone saying "Lady, You go!"
Maybe you know
E-file
is now the way we do go.
Why freestyle?
Charge a fee while
making booko.
Bucks with the refund.
It's just that I've begun
With my
crazy new flow.
My gift I
Revised
to get fly.
With pride,
I lift my
box of Turbotax to the skizz-eye.
Be sure to divide
If buy-
Ing into it,
Intuit.
These oughta' be words to live by.
If this is a business expense, write it off
but don't write me off,
Man. Write me offers.
These others are slightly off
On the beat. Honestly I'm busy
But I felt forced to write these bars
With the proper syntax.
It's a sin tax-
-ing my patience with your reciting sloth.
Y'all never rhymed before and might be Goth
And I'm sorry, Corey but your writings soft.
Yeah!
And I know that we're bigging up software
But where
are the hard raps to show conviction?
I'm thinkin' it's not there.
Their own submissions
Shows submission.
No such vision.
But that's what's
gonna help me
from being passed up.
It compelled me.
My tax rap cut
to get wealthy.
No, I'm not George W, Dude.
As such
It's a swell speed
Givin' you fast bucks
Overwhelming.
If you a rapper
or you sell beats
you'll begin with your W-2.

(x2) Jeez, these beezy's say this 1040 EZ's easy.
Take it easy.
I say not as easy as TurboTax makin' it a breeze. See?
Please, please believe me.

Turbotax. Rated number 1 with a bulletin from
PC Magazine. Editor's Choice.
Let me end with this cymbal (symbol).
I'm out.

The End

Category:

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Tags:

• turbo
• tax
• rap
• contest
• AcHuman
• Stephan
• Aron
• Academy
• Art
• San
• Francisco
• California
• Bay
• Area
• Fairfield

[ThenZ6]

huh??? do you even go to this school?

[TheAcHuman]

@ThenZ6 What school?

[TheAcHuman]

Thank you to everybody for the encouraging words and constructive comments. To all the people posting insults and nonsense, your comments will be removed. You can tell me I suck but you have to tell me why I suck. I know the audio is shitty and the beat is awful (It's one of my first beats) so anything else is fair game. Let's just keep this constructive, Folks.

[SimpleVisionVideos]

why turbotax?

[TheAcHuman]

@SimpleVisionVideos.. It was for a TurboTax sponsored rap contest. Nothing serious. Just having some fun.

[angelleekisses]

yea..............no

[TheAcHuman]

@jcmaddox01 It's a play on words. I mean really... who misspells too as two?

[jcmaddox01]

@TheAcHuman too*

[Ratseeker]

You have a more mellow voice. I wouldn't associate it with Eminem. Cool Calm Pete would be closer; but you definitely are not any of them. Strive on!

[oliver18zamora]

@TheAcHuman

My opinion is people are harping on you about eminem for the same reason eminem was compared to Vanilla Ice. Just take it as a compliment. You've got talent so use it. Every musician has influences and rap artists stand on the shoulder of giants. Don't try to be original, just be original. You're doing great and the fact that you're pushing it promises good things for the future.

[EzyPzyLmnSqzy]

All those guys are Hatin' cause you did what they couldn't, Kudos man