Zombies in Plain English

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[phoenixicarus]

Caution: Although Zombies cannot swim they will relentlessy pursue living flesh even if by means of walking underwater. Zombies can stay underwater indefenitely. Never, ever consider shallow water (less than 10 feet deep) or islands near land a safe haven. Many have made this grave mistake.

[iheartboobies752]

Yup he's Cumming blood

[ChroniclesoftheDead]

I love this!!

[virtuallynn]

never get a gun that goes loud. it might attract other zombies!

well, except for a machine gun with tons o' zombies trying to eat your brains though.

[TheMegaTranceFan]

lol

[smile1000ist]

Caution: Costco while plentiful with "provisions" would also attract looters. So, you're fighting both zombies and criminals which makes your survival effort that much harder. Plus, it'd be a tough building to secure so if you forget to secure every door.....hello zombie horde.

p.s. don't use high caliber rounds they are hard to find and weigh alot. Get yourself a 22. long rifle with 100 rounds. Shooting a zombie in the head is all the same no matter the round just don't be a shitty shot.

[blAz3rd00d]

@LordKamina2 Dunno, zombies'd have the same strength as the person they were before they died. Say if the previous owner was a hulkish strong person.. thing. You'd have a hulkish strong zombie.. thing. That'd make him strong enough to crack open a skull i suppose.

[KillswitchEngage4eva]

hilarious

[vemu333]

why does the zombies eat brains? ties and arms are there much more meat on.

[LordKamina2]

zombies don't eat brains they most likely would have the jaw strength to crack your skull sure they could bite don't to the skull, but tthat's it, very in acurate a good burning zombie is one that doesn't see you

[rossmumm]

He should pay a visit to the doc; it isn't normal for ejaculate to be bloody.