Couch Sack

Here it is! Our long awaited project, Couch Sack!

For those of you who don't know what a couch sack is, it's a better version of a Snuggie.

Thank you guys so much for watching! Like it and send it to your friends!

--Project 2.1 3/4

LYRICS:

Early in the morning when the dawn has just cracked
I feel the urge to make myself some flapjacks
It's all good 'cause Aunt Jemima's got my back
Nothin' better than breakfast in my couch sack

I wear my couch sack when I wanna relax
When I'm chillin' at home and I wish to kick it back
My couch sack is impervious to tack attacks
You must be pretty wack to think you're getting in my snack pack

I eat a Big Mac when I'm in my couch sack
'Cause in my couch sack I ain't afraid to have a heart attack
Afterward I may need a Tic Tac
'cause my breath is so foul I could turn the cleanest air black
It's ok, I think he's insured by Aflac
You see, he just had to cough up his Big Mac

[CHORUS]
Look at me and my couch sack
All you other people hatin' 'cause your Snuggies are wack
The gangstas roll in their Cadillacs
But me I just need my couch sack

My couch sack is great 'cause I'm an insomniac
To explain it in short, sleep is what I lack
You could call it a minor setback
But don't be cryin' when I dominate in slapjack

I do not condone it but it's quite easy to car jack
Especially in my bright red couch sack
Cops come running, I won't have to watch my back
They'll be looking for Mary Jo and her couch sack

[Whoa! Hey! Whoa! Hey! Whoa! Hey! Whoa! Hey!]

Come on everybody, wake up and smell the lilacs
The couch sack is makin' a fashion comeback
Don't forget about my shoes that go clickity-clack
There's nothing better than a couch sack with a fanny pack

[CHORUS]
Look at me and my couch sack
All you other people hatin' 'cause your Snuggies are wack
The gangstas roll in their Cadillacs
But me I just need my couch sack

[Repeat chorus]

If a plumber wore a couch sack than we wouldn't see that plumbers crack
Pull your pants up man, nobody wants to see that
"Crack is wack!" "My coffee is black!"
I can store lots of snacks inside my couch sack

Now it's time for me to quit the slack and hit the track
So you'll only see my back inside my couch sack
You think you're ballin' when you're on the court talkin' smack
But in my couch sack, I could beat Shaq

[Couch sack, couch sack, couch sack] x4

Yo it's Jumpin' Jack, back with a rap about a couch sack
With my top hat, I'm sittin back, takin' a nap
But I need some snacks to relax
In fact I will track to the rack at the snack shack

Grab my napsack, head down the tracks
Gonna get there on horseback

I'm screenin' rows and aisles for snacks
Mixmatchin' mismatched tictacs
Stackin' knick knacks
Packed back in my backpack

Stack crackerjacks in the lap of my couch sack
Eat and get fat, pass out
[...] Relapse, and I'm back

Yeah I'm still rappin'
You know that's what happenin'
The beat's got you wrapped up
It's like a kidnapping

When I'm in my couch sack, you know my raps are all that
I flow fresher than water outta Lake Wallenpaupack
But for now, signing out, it's me Jumpin' Jack
Just rapping a wrapped up rap wrapped in wrap

COUCH SACK!

[...] COUCH SACK!


[CHORUS]
Look at me and my couch sack
All you other people hatin' 'cause your Snuggies are wack
The gangstas roll in their Cadillacs
But me I just need my couch sack

[Couch sack, couch sack, couch sack] x3

Couch sack...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• couch
• sack
• snuggies
• snuggie
• are
• whack
• bad
• project2134
• rap
• musical
• video
• montage
• music
• funny
• commercial
• gabber
• nike
• strokes

[antiquatedannomaly]

So I stumbled upon this video with the search terms "sophisticated" and "intelligent." WTF?

Who are you guys. You are brilliant!

[ncupp8]

Awesome video!!

[oliveskater247]

this is so terrible its funny

[maestroskillz]

This is brilliant.

[ILiveForGod1000]

jacob you killed tyler!.

[KensieOrchestra]

haha wow "I can store lost of snacks inside my couch sack" made me laugh!!! nice accent u got there bahaha

[ReadAndReturn]

LAWL.

[randiphenis]

you go to my school, i love you guys !! (:

[MattCV27]

I wish i had a couch sack

[mothatuck]

bahaha the slap jack made me think of Dirty Mexican Shuffle aka ERS