Parody on Rihanna's "Umbrella"

VERSE 1:

Had time to kill,
I walked up the hill.
Sat down in CentreSpot,
Pita Pit stole my heart.
Baby, when I'm in line,
Those wraps - they truly shine.
But, when I took a bite
it didn't feel so right - because....

CHORUS:

When we eat lunch we'll eat together.
It won't be pitas now, or ever.
Diarrhea, nausea, headache, fever,
don't want none of that stuff it's clear.
Now that we're cleaner that ever,
CentreSpot's got their act together,
but I'm afraid Western's got Salmonella.
I'm afraid Western's got Salmonella.
Ella, ella, eh, eh eh.

VERSE 2:

Life is no fair.
I've no time to spare.
Went to the hospital -
99 other people there.
Life is so sad.
I missed my class
lying in bed all day.
What will my mother say?

BRIDGE:

From my bed to the bathroom (up all night!)
The end is nowhere in sight!
Why did I eat? I only had an hour 'till class.
Taking a BIG one for the team!
30 000 students - WHY ME???

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Rihanna
• salmonella
• umbrella
• Dave
• David
• Anderson
• Recital
• Western
• Eggs
• Parody
• Souldier
• Boy
• Soulja
• boy

[IHEARTBACARDI]

love it!

[doedelheini91]

lool, really great dance ^^ 

(2:28 - 2:52)

[illkidxp]

lol

kinda scary though....

>.>

especially the soulja boy dance part....o.o

[j0nny73]

haha great vid :D