Flabby Hoffman Trio - DYNAMITE JUNIOR (04-09-10)

Wanna get jiggy with the Flabby Hoffman Trio? Of course you do, who doesn't? But here's the thing, it takes a rare person with profound qualities to hang with the mighty FH Trio. For example, only those that can speak fluent Sanskrit are allowed to be in their running crew. They must also possess at least three of the following personality traits: world's tallest Albanian, must have disposable boobs, must be able to bend time with their mind, must have strength of a dozen bulls and have alter ego super hero persona called Cow-Boy the boy cow puncher, must have dozens of psychosomatic illnesses including psychosomatic spastic colon and psychosomatic scurvy, must have dangerous addiction to mescaline, must perform tantric sex rituals with Macaulay Culkin's former wet nurse, must have ordered a short stack of pancakes for breakfast this morning, must own their own hovercraft, must have been a duck billed platypus in a former life and must be no more than two inches.from the ground. Then once you have proven that you are the vessel containing these qualities, all you have to do is place or show in a race of humans verses humans with jet packs and you're in. Heh, heh.urine!

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