Where's the Toilet Paper? (An Original Song.)

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If you're saying WTF?! You may not follow me on twitter! Last night, I asked everyone to send me a random sentence, and I didn't tell them why. Below are the lyrics with the twitter username of the person who submitted it. And if you weren't chosen this time, I think I want to do this again, so just follow me and stay updated! :)

http://www.twitter.com/soundlyawake

I slipped on a cantaloupe (@soundlyawake)
I slipped on your face. (@MelAnCart)
I keep a slice of cake on my right shoulder at all times (@theseanybobo)
don't hit the mail box! (@MarissaEvdo)

Poodles eat oodles of noodles while drawing doodles. (@etherealcure)
I really like cheese. (@taniachaos)
I drink goat milk. (@ValsQNS)
I drank maple syrup. (@marillawen)

my niece sat on my head (@only4ev)
my grandma ran to Texas (@nevershoutgizmo)
My cousin's baby daddy's lil brother's best friend's uncle's ex-wife's boyfriend's mama's next door neighbor says hi (@mattdaddy23)

I smelled flowers (@MissDebDeb)
This tulip is tasty. (@KingSpore)
I'm like a penguin cuz I like grapes (@jessicafen)
A Poptart woke me up. (@sandrasrockinit)

You are a pebble in the pond (@how_sublime)
just give me a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken, I'LL CONQUER THE WORLD! (@loserluigi)
The cheese cubes fell on the shag carpeting. (@vbplayer09)
I want pie (@chitownboss)
Ma, where's the toilet paper?(@Lilacs4amber)

I pickled a beaver while running from a dragon (@icechampion1)
the owl hoots at dawn (@MrsXavier)
I bowled with a monkey (@iaialove)
My dog hides from chickens (@abecker15)

Don't forget to put socks on your zebra (@MarcieUrie)
my pillow ate my face. Never trust a racoon with spots and no stripes. (@MusicMi)
I found an elephant penis in my morning coffee (@Bradrizzle)
Butterflies should eat butter, then fly away. (@cibrienbrody)

You are a pebble in the pond (@how_sublime)
just give me a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken, I'LL CONQUER THE WORLD! (@loserluigi)
The cheese cubes fell on the shag carpeting. (@vbplayer09)
I want pie (@chitownboss)
Ma, where's the toilet paper? (@Lilacs4amber)

The voice is telling me to burn things (@partypants_)
The banana said hello to the jet skiing waffle cone (@Callisonannee)

You are a pebble in the pond (@how_sublime)
just give me a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken, I'LL CONQUER THE WORLD! (@loserluigi)
The cheese cubes fell on the shag carpeting. (@vbplayer09)
I want pie (@chitownboss)
Ma, where's the toilet paper? (@Lilacs4amber)

You are a pebble in the pond (@how_sublime)
just give me a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken, I'LL CONQUER THE WORLD! (@loserluigi)
The cheesecubes fell on the shag carpeting. (@vbplayer09)
I want pie (@chitownboss)
Ma, where's the toilet paper? (@Lilacs4amber)

I got caught making out with a bowl of cherries by my husband; he's an onion (@anticlimatic)

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Watch the previous video: What's In My Bag? (Guido Version):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K0IVhpFI80

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[LoveCutieTweety]

this sounds like a bob dylan song LOL

[TheAeroTurtle]

Every song needs to be like this.

[NancyStar345]

Oh wait there in the description:P

[NancyStar345]

WHERE CAN I FIND THE LYRICS TO THIS?

[sm00ches84]

What the shiz?? Lol I like how I looked up duck face song and this came up

[keysaysassah]

I have the same syrup!

[Mokeyfrog]

Did you get Dave Matthews drunk and ask him to write you a song?

[MrSkittle13]

Best song in the world!!! I love it :3

[Mlua9]

i like your voice here , sounds good

[itsannaleigh123]

I would just like to have a moment of silence for the time that I was on awkward dancing goat comment time.

that is all.

[TasteOfTorment]

A poptart woke me up

[sttproduction2]

This is better than the songs on the radio.