Just Two Bros (Happy Birthday Bella & Jacob!)

Warning: video contains naughty words and descriptions of indecent acts, don't watch if you have heart problems or easily offended moral values. That includes you Mom.

Inspiration (warning: NSFW, borderline porn): http://discharges.org/tagteam/

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Lyrics:

My name is Steve
And I want you to believe
This story I weave
Is absolutely true
Me and my best friend Roy
Would always toy
With ideas we knew
Wed never ever ever do

And one day Roy
Came over to enjoy
Some video games
Nothing but the same
Things we always do
Oooohh
But this day was very very different I tell you

Yeah we were best friends
Just two bros
Fucking a watermelon

Roy planted the seed
That we put our seed
In a watermelon
Which coincidentally also contains seeds
I had a small internal debate
I mean I have been friends with Roy since we were eight
And I guess... its better than going home and masturbating by myself

But I still thought it was questionable suggestion
And I certainly had questions
Specifically: Whered you get this idea?
And how do we out dicks inside the watermelon?
He said, Steve, dont you worry how,
And I bough myself a gouge,
Thats how well get our dicks in,
Also I we should probably record this on video to show our kin

Oh were just two bros
Fucking a watermelon on camera
Oh shit Steve I think Im bout to come
Oh god I think when were done
Well probably regret this
Or we could just put it on the internet

T-t-t-tag team, back it again
Check it top, wreck it, lets begin
Party people let me hear some noise
DCs in the house jump, jump and rejoice
There is a party over here and a party over there
Wave your hands in the air and shake the deriere
With these three words you know youre getting busy
Whoop there it is, whoop there it is

Woooo just two bros
Woooo fucking a watermelon
Woooo just two bros
Woooo tag team, back again

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And yes, I do have tape on my head. It was to keep my glasses from slipping.

Once again: Happy birthday Bella and Jacob!

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