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"If My Nose Was Running Money" By Aaron Wilburn

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From Aaron Wilburn's video "Southern Culture". TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT AARON, WHAT HE'S UP TO NOW AND TO BUY HIS STUFF, GO TO HIS WEBSITE WWW.AARONWILBURN.COM.

THANK YOU SO MUCH AARON FOR THE WONDERFUL E-MAIL! It meant so much to know I helped you out in some way and I hope you were serious about going to lunch because if I ever get a chance to i'm taking you up on it!! HAHA.

WOW, THIS IS MY SECOND MOST VIEWED VIDEO I'VE POSTED! I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD GET THAT MUCH OF A RESPONSE (EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD) IT SEEMED AS THOUGH PEOPLE DISCOVERED THIS CLIP OVERNIGHT AND NOW EVERY ONE OF MY AARON WILBURN CLIPS (EXCEPT THE ONE I JUST POSTED A FEW DAYS AGO) ARE IN MY "MOST VIEWED" LIST. I AM VERY HAPPY AND HONORED TO BE MAKING AARON WILBURN FANS OUT OF EVERYBODY. :)

LOL! He's so hilarious and this song is laugh out loud funny!

Lyrics:

you ask me if i love you
and if my love is true
well if I were a rich man
here is what i'd do
i'd buy you a diamond ring
and a new fur coat or two
if my nose was running money
i'd blow it all on you

if my nose was running money
i'd blow it all on you
i'd buy you a cadilac a new mercades too
i'd build you a mansion upon that mountaintop
if my nose was running money
but honey, it's snot!

if my nose was running money
you'd have anything you please
anytime you wanted cash
all i'd have to do is sneeze
honey you'd win the lottery
when I have a cold or flu
if my nose was running money
i'd blow it all on you

it's a booger of a problem i've got
i wish my nose was running money
but it's snot!
i'd buy you a diamond ring
a new fur coat or two
if my nose was running money
i'd blow it all on you!!

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  • This is sooooo funny.

  • "If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you. But Honey, its snot." Love it!!! Hilarious!!! haha

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  • @lezhotty83 I believe he said, "The oil is all in Texas." The only reason I understand the accent is that I have family that speak in that manner.

  • I see there were 182 people that thought this was snot funny. LOL

  • naa komme aus münchen

  • True, pure, hilarious comedy!

  • It's the oil is all in Texas but the dipsticks are in dc

  • @BahreNeGash Actually he said, "The dipsticks are all in D.C.

  • Good clean humor. I'm liking it!!!

  • lmao

  • this is great!!!! thanks man!

  • You have got me in tears, Good stuff, real good!

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