The Chubby Chaser Song - Leo Davidson

Happy World Diabetes Day, everyone.

This is a song, written for a Footlights Smoker and performed in this video at a King's Jest, advertising my chubby credentials to any chubby chasers out there - played, of course, on my trusty ukulele. Thanks to Claude Schneider (www.claudeschneider.com) for filming it.

Lyrics:

I put the jiggle in gigolo
And I put the rolls in rolls in the hay
I am a player, if the game is Block The Artery (and I'm winning... I'm winning)
I put the chubby in "wontcha be mine?"
I put the *breath* in Don Juan
And I used to put the hairy in Lothario, but that's the only thing about me now that's thinning
I'm always up for a sandwich, in every sense of the word
And I have first course, second course, third course, intercourse
And then I go back for dessert
Well I can't claim that my Little Leo vibrates, but he bounces - you'd be surprised,
And I've never really lost weight, except for the time I lost four ounces - when I was circumcised
Come to my orgy pudding and pie
I kiss the girls, I make 'em sigh
I'm a paunchy pimp, a raunchy blimp
I'm a saturated satyr, who is fitter cause he's fatter
I'm a roly-poly Romeo renowned for his rotundity
A corpulent Casanova famed for his fecundity
I know some women want their men to be thin
But how do you please a girl without the extra chin?

I don't know much about salad
But I know at least I like my girls to be undressed
I don't know much about running races
But I make it a rule never to come first
Well whether I'm hungry, or whether I'm horny, I've got a permanent appetite
And my penis is already ribbed for her pleasure, with several layers of cellulite
They're attracted to me, gravitationally,
And that's what you call a gravitational pull
There's more folds in my tummy
Than a piece of origami
I'm the only man who has 'em
Who'll give you an ori-gasm
I have to go to special stores to get my clothes and condoms fitted
But don't worry diabetes isnt sexually transmitted
Even so I'm always sure to use a condom when I'm loving
Because I dont want to put a bun in that kind of oven
It's steamy in the kitchen, in the bedroom it gets steamier,
I always have supplies of lube, because of my bulimia,
Morbid obesity is what a girls prefers
She wants a real man who has breasts that are slightly bigger than hers.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Chubby
• Chaser
• Funny
• Comedy
• Ukulele
• Song
• Leo
• Davidson

[freedomsong85]

that was almost terrifyingly funny. lol great video! 

[Danseloves]

sick ass song took me like 3 replay's since i try to understand the lyrics but it was funny lol

[Kailys3]

Subtitles? I can't understand a word o.-

[Olijo1910]

Amazing. Absolutely hilarious. Expecting more in the future!!