I agree that the lizards shouldn't pound on doors unsolicited. In fact, ya know those stickers that say NO-Lizards? They should also have a sticker that says "Lizards-Ok" along with hours of the day that you could knock on the door.
Remember... if not for the famous lizard, there'd be quite a few fat & stinky drivers that would NEVER get laid!! Everyone needs Poontang... It's just the older, fatter and uglier you get -the more it'll cost -:)
I think it was in GA... Some guy locked a lot lizard in an old storage trailer and she died... ho'in is dangerous enough but hell. Hopin in a truck with a stranger who could take you 4 states away to dump the body... geez I allways found it entertaining watching the lizards jump from truck to truck. I just hated it when they knock on my door at 2,3,4,5 in the morning to wake me up.
Always some big ugly fat female truckers wife or a good buddy calling the police.
Both jealous.
All of you fat and unattractive female truckers and truckers wives mind your own fucking business.
And all you faggots do the world a favor and please go kill yourself.
Mr8studnu2 1 day ago
This is JUICY g-damit !!!... like Juice
Huitziloposhli 2 days ago
@doctortalk121 they're still around, just got to know where to look.
Venomsting234 5 days ago
haha i miss the lot lizards
doctortalk121 1 week ago
I agree that the lizards shouldn't pound on doors unsolicited. In fact, ya know those stickers that say NO-Lizards? They should also have a sticker that says "Lizards-Ok" along with hours of the day that you could knock on the door.
Remember... if not for the famous lizard, there'd be quite a few fat & stinky drivers that would NEVER get laid!! Everyone needs Poontang... It's just the older, fatter and uglier you get -the more it'll cost -:)
kipdon 1 week ago
lot lizzy blowies b the best! NO TEETH!! ha huh ha ha!!
meaweemonster 3 weeks ago
I think it was in GA... Some guy locked a lot lizard in an old storage trailer and she died... ho'in is dangerous enough but hell. Hopin in a truck with a stranger who could take you 4 states away to dump the body... geez I allways found it entertaining watching the lizards jump from truck to truck. I just hated it when they knock on my door at 2,3,4,5 in the morning to wake me up.
thersaholycow 3 weeks ago
@jwallbanger Given her line of work, Sloppy seconds what came to mind when I heard her handle.
waswestkan 1 month ago