Settlers of Catan Rap: Where Da Wheat At?

Where da wheat at?
Da front to da back...
Oh, you was hoarding dat
In yo little wheat stack

I gots a surprise
Yo punk ass can't disregard
They all mines now
MONOPOLY CARD!

Hodge's play is premium blend
His opponents is Folgers
You will never overtake his army
Look at all of dem soldiers!

His play is flawless
His placement always strongest
He bifurcated your road
Now its his that is longest!

When they come back to Michigan
He cannot help but dis again
No cards here - they missed again
Their strategy lacks discipline!

Tcelfer is in Chi town sippin' on some herb
The doctor down in 'Bama gots the swerve of a Serb

California J
with his Cali terrible play
Bumpin' Mangolian uglies in L.A.
Now anothers on the way

Gayhorse settin' up shop in Rapids that are Grand
Sowin' his own seed of wheat in a fertile land

Golds in Cali too but up in balmy Sacramento
Munchin' on some sushi from Claire's box -
you know its muy bento

Though not a licensed M.D.
Hodge is a certified rhyme-ologist
His lyrics penetrate so deeply
You think you're being probed by a proctologist

This brings us to Carolina
The academic doctor
No oral exams in his class
Anal is the form he prefers to proctor...

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Settlers
• Catan
• Rap
• Wheat

[Leftyswinger]

You lose.

Leftyswinger is Victorious!

[tack211]

Seriously?

I am still laughing at this. Best ever.