high school party.

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this is a music video i made for my ep. its on itunes in HD. i meant to post this earlier. enjoy!

thank you to WAVERLYFILMS for making this

music and lyrics by bo burnham

High School party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin on beer
I like soda, wheres the soda
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
I see you from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin and the music is loud
Youre really drunk and youre looking sad
Its like a date rape ad

Girl, then we start to dance and
Girl, baby this is romance
Girl, Im starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants
Girl, youre bodies like what
conjunction junction, thats a fine ass but
Im like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin til you get to the nut

And I said
Lets rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
Either way girl, were taking a walk(wok)nothing?
Youre going to love me the way my uncle did
Except youre not gonna to go to court for doin it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way, youre giving me head
Im gonna love you the right way
Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say

Girl
When I say girl

We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter
Whys it called dry humping if I always need a towel after
You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed
Even though youre yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
Were both aware of my erection
You ask if I have protection
I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit

Girl
Girl

Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm
For you with my syllogism
I know your body and I know how to please ya
Dont thank me, thank wikipedia
Guys dont go down, well I am-
What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram
Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess
Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad

High school party, senior year
None of that happened cause I wasnt invitedhm

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• high
• school
• boburnham
• bo
• burnham
• song
• highscool
• party
• girl

[miranda555666777]

Bo Burnham makes many references about his uncle molesting him.. =P It makes me worry

[Sakusho]

FUCK, HE'S TALL

[TRASHYgah]

@ktrinkss It is

[soulsistah102]

Lmfao, am i the only fucking person in this place that likes soda?? relatable xD

[superamazingcats]

how the fuck did he get the white suit on!!!!

[WiiMan373]

If I was Bo's uncle, I'd rape him too.

[ktrinkss]

i wonder if that's his girlfriend. hm.

[Ashanmaril]

@Sakusho I remember reading somewhere that he's 6 foot 5 or something O_O

[SavageMonkey3601]

Silly Bo! thats a sex Doll :p

[welldunnrandomhero]

he can educated guess me any day.