A Whole New World (Aladdin Parody) The Unemployment Song

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Uploaded by on Nov 24, 2009

A song about the best 30 weeks of your life... the time spent on unemployment. Bankrolled by America, the world is your oyster. --

Written for the Improv Asylum stage by Matt Gudernatch --

Directed by: Mike Kelly --
Starring: Matt Gudernatch and Brian DiBello --
A Nuts and Honey Production --
Special thanks to Jeremy Brothers

Lyrics for those that requested:
I can show you a world, of slumming sleeping and vegging.
I'll tell you Brian, it's been six months since I've worked 9-5
I can open your eyes, we'll live off government spending
Now that Obama's in office they'll keep extending this free ride.
Unemployment- I'm usually stoned by noon.
I don't listen to anyone, it's non-stop fun, and now I make more than teachers.
Unemployment- can't be worse than legal seafood.
I'm tired of overtime and scraping by, I wanna be on unemployment too (you can be on unemployment too)
I'll wear boxers all day. I'll eat nothing but cheez-its.
Drinking, scratching, and farting while I watch the Price is Right.
Unemployment (fill out your W-9) I'll only shower once a week. (let's call the career center) I'll black out every night, off keystone light.
And wake up in a puddle of my pee.
Unemployment (it's a victimless crime) let's use it up before it's gone. (i'll get cobra insurance).
They expect us to interview, but me and you, will watch a Crossing Jordan marathon.
Unemployment (unemployment) That's what you need (that's what I need) You'll make profit (while doing shit)
For thirty weeks.

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Uploader Comments (MartyGuder)

  • omg this was so funny!!! can u post lyrics???

  • @meangirl714 lyrics are posted, glad you like it! make sure you aren't working too hard...

Top Comments

  • @MissMoxie78 yea, that would have been funnier. thanks for the suggestion!

  • That is f'n HILLARIOUS...You dudes are funny. Little Gay though...

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  • why doesnt this have more views?

  • Cool

  • Then you can get an extension...

  • This is funny, but for California you should have ended your statement what happens after 99 weeks. LOL

  • LMFAO funnest shit i have heard in along time hahaha tumbs up

  • great video would have like to use this to show the alternative view in my classes but...got to the end!!

  • @MartyGuder thank you! and im jobless!

  • @MartyGuder lol

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