I'm On A Blimp (ft. Teddy) - Clean Version

A clean version of LittleKuriboh's I'm On A Blimp, complete with Marik's famous 'EFF' sound.

Yes, I know Ryokutheman already made a clean version of this song. However, this is in HD and has better sound quality. All credit goes to him for the idea, though.

Lyrics:

Oh snap!
Get your trading cards ready,
Cause we're about to throw down!
Everybody in the place,
shuffle your f***ing deck!
But make sure you don't have any illegal cards
Or you shall be disqualified!!
(God Cards are okay though)

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm dueling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother f***ing blimp!

I'm on a blimp, motherf***er
In the f***ing sky
Straight pimping on a blimp
And I'm so high.
Yugi Moto wears clothes like a f***ing gimp.
He can't stop me and my minions,
Cause I'm on a blimp.

Hit the ignition switch.
I'm on a blimp, b****.
We're playing card games in the sky
Cause I'm so rich.
I got locator cards,
And my duel disk.
I'm winning finals,
You're in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips!

I'm riding on a dragon,
Shooting flames and smoke,
It's breathing fire,
Making everybody choke,
But this ain't Middle Earth,
And we're not Frodo and Sam,
And we're not gay by the way,
Least I don't think that I am.

I'm on a blimp and
It's going fast and
We're flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand.
I'm the KaibaCorp King
On a blimp like Kiki,
If you're on the ground
Then you're sure not me-me.

Get the f*** up!
This blimp is real!

F*** land, I'm in the clouds, mother f***er!
F*** Squall, I like Cloud, mother f***er!
My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, mother f***er!
To murder Yugi's what I've vowed, mother f***er!

Hey Dad, if you could see me here,
Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,
Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear,
With Obelisk in my deck,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Yeah.
Never thought I'd be in the air
I'm just a fluffy cute teddy bear
Lord Satan
Look at me,
Oh.

Never thought I'd feel so well
It would be funny if somebody fell.
Hey, what's that burning smell?
Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell!

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm dueling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother f***ing blimp!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• littlekuriboh
• little
• kuriboh
• card
• games
• ftw
• cardgamesftw
• yu-gi-oh
• yu
• gi
• oh
• yugioh
• the
• abridged
• series
• YGOTAS
• i'm
• on
• boat
• andy
• samberg
• akiva
• schaffer
• jorma
• taccone
• t-pain
• spoof
• parody
• eff
• clean
• censored
• edit
• edited

[InfernalDranzer]

clean versions are so lame, anyone responsible for any censoring, die

[Ajb92b]

@InfernalDranzer trolls are so lame, anyone responsible for any trolling, die

[InfernalDranzer]

@Ajb92b my my how creative, I would like you to have a medal

[Ajb92b]

@InfernalDranzer Why thank you! You're too kind.

[heeminhyman]

I love this especially the Eff is there a download?

[Ajb92b]

@heeminhyman

dvdvideosoft(.)com

Remove the parentheses and go there. There's a YouTube downloader software, and it's free.

[taikostark]

EFF~!

[IWill0nlyLoveMyself]

EEF!!!!!!

[devineggins4]

has anyone noticed that all the protagonists in the yugioh series'become a good guy?

[ShowFizzle]

@InfernalDranzer then why did you even come here?

[wackones]

@Ajb92b i am not dead yet

[arthasdemon]

@Ajb92b Im glad that you censored this I prefer it this way, thanks :)

[BakurasDesire]

I just can't get this out of my Effing head!!!!!! XD

[frangipanigirlcz]

get the EFFck up, this blimp is real :P