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A Warning for Trumpet Players - Don't Let This Happen to You

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Uploaded by on Aug 20, 2006

Q: How do you get a trumpet player out of a tree?
A: Cut the noose.

Q: What's the difference between a dog and a trumpet player?
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching!

Q: How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpet player's car?
A: Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.

Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"

Q: Why can't gorillas play trumpet?
A: Gorillas are too sensitive.

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  • Sinatra copped that Bach Mt Vernon 3C right at 1:44

    $300 @ HornTrader!

  • ... Don't mean to sound like "that guy", but it's a cornet, not a trumpet.

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  • Fake and gay

  • the acting was terrible

  • What a waste of a nice cornet.

  • This film is 'A Man Called Adam' (1966)

  • I wonder who played trumpet for this track? Obviously, a great player (overlooking the "snap out" !)

  • Isn't that Wilona at 0:26? Damn, she sure was fine back in the day.

  • Damn!!! See that??? That's what happens when you work for less than scale. Always get at least half your money up front, that way when you die and fall off the bandstand, you'll have some bread in your pocket! Young musicians need to take a lesson from this.

  • I LOVE HIGH NOTESSSS!!!!!!!!

  • At first I was thinking "poor guy", now I'm thinking "poor trumpet" :(

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