I'm an Initiative (Eyman Initiative)

To commemorate his 18th initiative campaign (and his third campaign for this particular initiative), Tim Eyman has decided to remake a children's classic. Unfortunately our hero is about to discover that in today's hostile political climate, no one is safe from ambush edutainment.

And now, as is your custom, here are the lyrics:

I'm an initiative,
Eyman Initiative,
and I'm saving you from your elected,
legislative majority oppressing the minority,
that's clearly not the will of the popular majority...
look i really don't have time to explain,
just write down somebody's name,
so that I can just go and get paid

I'm an initiative,
Eyman Initiative,
and I'm a mockery of popular will,
Well I'm supposed to be an instrument of citizen democracy,
Instead I'm just a tool for an attention whore's plutocracy,
Well you're never gonna get rid of me,
But you see you might as well try, so vote no on measure 1053

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• seattle
• elections
• politics
• eyman
• parody
• schoolhouse rock
• initiative
• washington
• satire
• cartoon

[Tripp393]

lol