DANIEL CRAIG - LIVE AND UNCENSORED

TOO HOT FOR TELEVISION!

Daniel Craig brings his one man show to pay per view to give you two hours of the hottest, funniest, and downright most offensive comedy in the history of Western Europe.

In the span of two hours, you'll laugh, cry, piss your pants, punch your own testicles, and have an affair with a fifteen year old Asian girl wearing only a school uniform. Craig doesn't pull any punches in his routine. In fact, YOU will be the one wishing YOU were the Asian school girl by the end of the night.

Relying on classic British humor and several bottles of Jack, Craig will keep you thrilled and entertained. You might as well give him oral sex because he WILL molest your senses and that of your unborn child.

In this one time only event, Daniel Craig performs his most infamous acts, including...

-Masturbating on stage for ten minutes straight
-Stripping naked and having an Albanian man hit his crotch with a rope
-Vomiting on random audience members
-Beating up elderly men who suffer from asthma
-Collapsing in a drunken stupor after ranting about black people

And much more!

Can't handle the heat? Then stay out of the kitchen---DANIEL CRAIG'S kitchen, that is!

It's live. It's uncensored. It's Daniel Craig.

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[emperorIng360]

THe Inclusion of the Weather Demon made my day.

In fact, the inclusion of near damn everything made my day.

You are a brutha from Langley...

[Thereisnospork303]

Yeah. I have to thank you for the Weather Demon. Mr. White wheezing made me instantly think of two things: Mama Luigi and the Weather Demon.

STOP STARING AT ME

[IntermissionForBunny]

Oh man, I just realized that one part of my Casino Royale poop must seem to have been stolen directly from this.

[IntermissionForBunny]

Best six and a half minutes of my life.

[Dillrod90]

Sonic R was what got me.

[TorrinTheGreat]

I have to say, that description is a note-worthy peice of work, as funny as the video itself.

[TorrinTheGreat]

No More Heroes.

[RabbitSnore]

Yes, considerably.