Sam Says "Sex Is Overrated Compared to Chocolate Cake" Speech (27,587 Views)

"Sex or Chocolate Cake?" Did Sam Dehne really say that? Yup! If you listen real hard you might hear the young lady in the audience say: "Don't forget chocolate cake!". This Public Comment at a recent Reno City Council meeting caused the many young ladies in attendance to go to the cake store. And rumor has it that business at the Mustang Ranch brothel went down 30%. If folks would follow Sam's directives.. unwanted pregnancies and abortions would be reduced by 50%, Yup!

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[24WISH]

OK Sam you almost had my vote....

[samsrawrah]

@24WISH

Wisher,

What! You don't like chocolate cake? I'm glad you had a chance to watch this... Did you notice Sam's tongue in cheek? aka - sarcasm.

If you have a few minutes.. watch some of Sam's other "movies".

[samsrawrah]

Well, Sam, you've really outdone yourself, this time! Keep up the good work!

[MRIYBR]

agreed... sex is overrated! Nothing like we used to fantasize about

[cginac123]

I'm not exactly sure what this crazy is talking about. We need to fund family planning. How good sex is has nothing to do with funding for family planning.

He doesn't 'watchdog' he badgers.

Oh and samsrawrah, good job promoting someone you obviously work for.

[triswalt]

When everything else is beaten into the ground, the only thing still standing is the trivial

[TheBusNinja]

Sam quickly runs out of ideas to explain things that are better than sex. The Chadillac