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Crazy as a cigarette machine in the cancer ward.

Hahaha! I like that one!

Momma hates this time of year! Every Halloween momma closes the curtains tight and turns off all the lights, muttering under her breath about all those spoiled, rotten turds who want to rot their teeth at her expense. For hours, muttering epithets. Then, as the trick or treat hours get close, she gets REAL quiet and stares angrily at the door for hours.

I like her style... I would probably do the same thing if I didn't have to go out and work.

Momma's been getting a check from the gubbermint for the last 16 years to keep an eye on things near her couch.