"Weird Al" Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet

Who's that waddlin' down the street?
It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do

Grapefruit Diet
Diet!
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet
Diet!
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet
Diet!
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet
Diet!
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, fatty!

Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more
When I leave a room, first I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit Diet
Diet!
Can't have another eclair
Grapefruit Diet
Diet!
I gotta decrease my derrière

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

No more pie now
No more crème brûlée
Lay off the gravy
And soufflé
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away

Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt

Grapefruit Diet
Diet!
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet
Diet!
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet
Diet!
Eat 'em 'till they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet
Diet!
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

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• Weird
• Al
• Grapefruit
• Diet
• Zoot
• Suit
• Riot
• Cherry
• Poppin'
• Daddies

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Here in Brazil, we still call it "grapefruit". I call it "toranja".

[Elfqueen111]

This song is funny!

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Yeah, I think I need a Grapefruit Diet too.

[AndrewsOpinion15]

i love this song !!!