Last Friday Night (e^x)

One Friday evening, everyone else was out having a good time while I was studying for my upcoming physics exam (electromagnetism, wave-particle duality, matter waves). A little bit put-out, I decided to document my study that evening. Little did I know that the resultant video would capture the essence of my nerdy self and serve as a record of textbook-induced hyperactivity. This video is essentially what's happenning in my head when I study - I've never claimed to be normal.

I'm a second year science uni student, majoring in Maths and Physics.

There's a library in my bed,
There's a pounding in my head
Textbooks all over the room
Calculators in the pool
I smell like a bromine jar
Lab coat's torn up the yard
Magnets on the barbeque
This a matrix or a bruise?

Pictures of last night ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a Doppler blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled

Last Friday night
Yeah we found a monopole
We efficiently burnt coal
Found the edge of a black hole
Last Friday night
Yeah we found Schrodinger's cat
Solved last theorem by Fermat
ln 0 to the max
Last Friday night
We went past the speed of light
Integrated through the night
phi pi lambda kappa chi
Last Friday night
Yeah we broke Faraday's law
And pi ends with three one four
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night
Divide all by nought
This Friday night
Divide all by nought

Trying to reciprocate
ODEs of order eight
Euclid's algorithm time
A whole square root from a prime
With my favourite Ampere loop
Need induction for a proof?
Row reduced some matrices
Asymptote hit the axes!

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a Doppler blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled

Last Friday night
Yeah we found a monopole
We efficiently burnt coal
Found the edge of a black hole
Last Friday night
Yeah we found Schrodinger's cat
Solved last theorem by Fermat
ln 0 to the max
Last Friday night
We went past the speed of light
Integrated through the night
phi pi lambda kappa chi
Last Friday night
Yeah we broke Faraday's law
And pi ends with three one four
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night
Divide all by nought
Divide all by nought
This Friday night
Divide all by nought

e to the x
Pythagorus
Crystal lattice
Acids Bases
Photons massless
Circumference
Copernicus


Last Friday night
Yeah we found a monopole
We efficiently burnt coal
Found the edge of a black hole
Last Friday night
Yeah we found Schrodinger's cat
Solved last theorem by Fermat
ln 0 to the max
Last Friday night
We went past the speed of light
Integrated through the night
phi pi lambda kappa chi
Last Friday night
Yeah we broke Faraday's law
And pi ends with three one four

Oh-whoa-oh
This Friday night
Divide all by nought

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[AdamBraley]

With some voice editing, this could actually be quite good. Incidentally, if you proved Fermat's last theorem on a single Friday night, I would be exceedingly impressed.

[ongface]

@AdamBraley Haha thank you! I wish I could prove it in one night :)

[13fizzy]

Very nice Georgie! Great job!

[ongface]

@13fizzy Thanks Fi! :)