Richard Dawkins - Beware the Believers

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Created (and Danced) by
Michael Edmondson (Float On Films)

Lyrics and Dialogue
Matt Chandler

Music
A Twits Production (featuring Chip Kendall & DJ Optix)

Character Voices: Adam Behr

Additional Photoshop Work
Ephraim Risho

My name is D to the I to C to the K, Yeah I'm the Dickie D,
I gots my PhD and comin' your way on the Youtube to bust your world view so just listen to me and don't you argue.

You see, this battle's been ragin' since Zeus was on the bottle,'tween Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle,
who said the mover was unmovin' like some magic trick but
that's no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this
religious sthick.

Cos science is the only way to know y'all, you stand with me y'all, or you can fall y'all

So go ahead and take your pick...

ES: Yeah you tell him Rick ...
Darwin : Cos if you don't know me ...

RD: YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!

SH:On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine,
DD:YEAH!!!

RD: Science silenced that watchdog wingnut Paley
growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming Wilber by force as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce.

Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we've been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they'll no longer ignore us,

give it to 'em PZ hit these BLEEP with the chorus!!!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!


Then there was Darrow dukin' it out with the straight and the narrow,
a ragin' bull in the ring, he did his thing, and took it on the chin like he was Bobby De Niro.

We might have lost at Scopes, beaten down by the dopes, and the stooges of popes, but in losin' we coped, becomin' more than we hoped, creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope.

What was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable untoppleable, the Dick Doc'll roll up as you creationists foldup

you haters talkin' bull,
don't you know that this Dick is un-cock-frickin' blockable ...

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking,

Cos I'm the rappinest, rabidest atheist who unlike the Catholic, Muslim or even the Jew, believes that no God but science could ever be true, hell if I was dyslexic I'd even hate "dog" too.

Time to open your eyes, get yourself wise, the age of science will rise to be religion's demise,

and while you churchies all cry, shouting 'why God oh why,' I'll still be poppin' my collar earning more dollars than Allah.

Hollah!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

• Category

  Comedy

[freespeech66]

Well now I have the mental image of Richard Dawkins doing repeated pelvic thrusts. That will never go away.

[Michael Edmondson]

Be happy... They cut Eugenie's ass dance. It made me upset... and it my own ass.

[TheRiiiight]

I can't tell if this is pro or anti science lol. If it's anti-Dawkins I find it hilarious because Dawkins is smarter than us because he does have a science degree from a college most of us couldn't even hope to get a janitor position at.

[crazy3d]

The absense of evidence of an object, in the natural world and the universe, which is everything that exists, which is the subject studied by science, which is the only way we have to discern truth from falsehood; proves that object is not there, dumbass. Plus if prayer does not work, as your stupid bible claims does, we have to conclude that your "god" is false. If something the bible claims to be true in the natural world, science proves is false; which science does, then your Yaweh=POOP.

[miket1m]

Thats the only way you could qualify to say that. Otherwise, how can you say there is no God? Do you have any proof to say there is no God? No you don't. So in order to say there is no God, you would have to have complete and absolute knowledge of the entire universe (omniscience) You don't have that. There is proof for the existence of God. If you were willing to examine it objectively I would submit it to you.

[crazy3d]

Lol, You just said that I should know everything that has happened everywhere in all existence to be able to say that the pathetic god Yaweh does not exist or isn't evidence of him, which is INSANE because no one could ever achieve it. According to this twisted "logic" we ought to conclude that every god and deity in history, exists somewhere because we don't know everything, in the past and future, everywhere to the last detail. You seriously should stay out of youtube and seek help.

[Frank Evans]

Brilliant song!

[miket1m]

You've only attempted to demonstrate that belief is not sufficient evidence to prove God exists and that there is no evidence for God. Its the second assertion by you thats weak since its a subjective statement especially since you opted to promote "objectivity" as a positive criteria to judge evidence. In either case, you have not offered anything that substantiates the validity of atheism.

[miket1m]

So, if you say there isn't any evidence for God then you're claiming to know that in all places and time there is no evidence for God. That is hardly a logical position to hold. It just might be possible that your lack of objectivity is clouding your ability to rightly analyze evidential arguments?

In my opinion, so far your reasoning has not demonstrated that atheism is true.

[miket1m]

You can't make the statement that there is no evidence. In order to do that you would have to have seen all the evidence in the world, which is impossible. You hold your position strictly on faith. It is your statement that there is no evidence to support the existence of God is an opinion as it is my opinion that evidence for God is plentiful. Opinions don't make something true anymore than simply believing in something makes it true. An opinion, after all, is a belief, isn't it?

[Zero FukksGiven]

okay so I can't say there is no god because I can't give you proof that he doesn't exist ?

and the fact that we have no evidence for him existing isn't enough ?

would you ever apply the same logic to anything else ?

do you have evidence that dragons,fairies,unicorns,the flying spaghetti monster .etc don't exist ?