Richard Dawkins - Beware the Believers

higher quality version here: http://vimeo.com/7731747

Created (and Danced) by
Michael Edmondson (Float On Films)

Lyrics and Dialogue
Matt Chandler

Music
A Twits Production (featuring Chip Kendall & DJ Optix)

Character Voices: Adam Behr

Additional Photoshop Work
Ephraim Risho

My name is D to the I to C to the K, Yeah I'm the Dickie D,
I gots my PhD and comin' your way on the Youtube to bust your world view so just listen to me and don't you argue.

You see, this battle's been ragin' since Zeus was on the bottle,'tween Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle,
who said the mover was unmovin' like some magic trick but
that's no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this
religious sthick.

Cos science is the only way to know y'all, you stand with me y'all, or you can fall y'all

So go ahead and take your pick...

ES: Yeah you tell him Rick ...
Darwin : Cos if you don't know me ...

RD: YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!

SH:On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine,
DD:YEAH!!!

RD: Science silenced that watchdog wingnut Paley
growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming Wilber by force as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce.

Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we've been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they'll no longer ignore us,

give it to 'em PZ hit these BLEEP with the chorus!!!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!


Then there was Darrow dukin' it out with the straight and the narrow,
a ragin' bull in the ring, he did his thing, and took it on the chin like he was Bobby De Niro.

We might have lost at Scopes, beaten down by the dopes, and the stooges of popes, but in losin' we coped, becomin' more than we hoped, creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope.

What was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable untoppleable, the Dick Doc'll roll up as you creationists foldup

you haters talkin' bull,
don't you know that this Dick is un-cock-frickin' blockable ...

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking,

Cos I'm the rappinest, rabidest atheist who unlike the Catholic, Muslim or even the Jew, believes that no God but science could ever be true, hell if I was dyslexic I'd even hate "dog" too.

Time to open your eyes, get yourself wise, the age of science will rise to be religion's demise,

and while you churchies all cry, shouting 'why God oh why,' I'll still be poppin' my collar earning more dollars than Allah.

Hollah!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

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[championkoppie]

The woman is disturbing ...

[randomslice]

@championkoppie you will be happy to know we cut her "ass dance".

[MjSchreiber806]

The people that 'dislike' this are taking it way too seriously.

[randomslice]

@MjSchreiber806 The words of dancing cartoon characters can only be taken very seriously. It's a rule.

[rcguy69]

Amazing how they created this video without using electricity, computers, software, monitors, ethernet and TCP/IP. What? You mean THEY USED SCIENCE?

If you can't mock science without using the fruits of hundreds of years of scientific achievement you're just embarrassing yourself.

[randomslice]

@rcguy69 We used a couple Macs... But they were special "god-made" ones.

[Schoening91]

Arg ! Aristotle is the Young one ! Plato is the old guy !

[Schoening91]

@badfoody You mean because you come here and reply? Or do you mean about the Paper fact? I suppose you can have books in other materials then paper :o Don't break your head on it ;)

[badfoody]

@Schoening91 The hell do I care about your opinion dickwad?

[Schoening91]

@badfoody He ain't... but on the other hand.. you couldn't even get his name right.. so get a  ice pac for your head before reading anything in a book.

"Fact" books are made of paper

[Schoening91]

Awesome ^^ Though from the comments im no longer sure if its Pro or against science. I found it very much for Science

[paladindoom1]

Where did you get the music?

[badfoody]

Fact: No matter how much your try to disprove God it doesn't matter cause you can't really prove or disprove something way too metaphysical. So Dawkin, please chill

[TakeThatSociety97]

How did you get Eminem to do this?!

[radbarij]

@randomslice What, you mean "Made by Steve"? I hear there are only a hundred of those in circulation.

[n3rdm4n]

Been a fan of this video for years. Got me interested in the history of faith vs. empiricism.

Never took it as insulting myself. Too well done. More like a good natured ribbing of The Dick and company.