Nausea - Nursing 2010

Remix/parody of the song Lollipop by Lil Wayne, with nursing everydays instead:

Lyrics:

uh huh
no doctor

i said shes so sick...got a cough and a fever
so i went to taker tempertureee


she she came in with some nausea
she she came in with some nausea
she she came in with some nausea
she she came in with some nausea

patient need a nurse
patient need a hug
patient need a nurse
you know we like that touch the theraputic touch
let me wash my hands
let me get some gloves
let me wash my hands
proper handwashing prevents the spread of bugs

so i started my shift at nine
start of the day with some vital signs
head2toe assesment with some bedside charting
man whats that smell i think shes fartin
oh man looks like i gotta go change her
cuz wow the smell is bad thats for sure
checked her abdomen t'was soft n' nontender
bowel soudns present in 4 quadrants
and thats when she


she she came in with some nausea
she she came in with some nausea
she she came in with some nausea
she she came in with some nausea

patient need a nurse
patient need a hug
patient need a nurse
you know we like that touch the theraputic touch
let me wash my hands
let me get some gloves
let me wash my hands
proper handwashing prevents the spread of bugss



to prevent you from throwing up
ima give you
dimenhydrinate
oooooooooooooo
dimenhydrinate
trade name GRAVOL

patient said she never got care like this
patient said shes got no more emesis
patient said she never ever felt so blessed
cause patient ima get you get you get you better

and you wont throwup
and you wont get sick
cause im your nurse today

using theraputic touch
using theraputic touch
empowering you is our way
so you can get better today
cause we're holistic


patient need a nurse
patient need a hug
patient need a nurse
you know we like that touch the theraputic touch

patient need a

she she she came in with some nasuea
she she she came in with some nasuea
she she she came in with some nasuea
she she she came in with some nasuea

patient need a nurse
patient need a hug
patient need a nurse
you know we like that touch the theraputic touch

Im Harold

In MedSurg i'll change your attends for you
In Peds i'll change your buretrol for you
If you gotta pee i'll put a catheter inside you
If number two i'll go get a camode for you...........x2

patient need a nurse
patient need a hug
patient need a nurse
you know we like that touch the theraputic touch
let me wash my hands
let me get some gloves
let me wash my hands
proper handwashing prevents the spread of bugs

she she came in with some nasuea

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hand washing
• diagnosis
• scrubs
• hospital
• clinical
• students
• windsor

[mowbrayBScN]

lmao!

[elless0724]

that dude totally looks like chuck bass from gossip girl! lol

[cryssteen]

You guys seriously got some NY nursing students through our last exam by providing some much-needed laughs.... And to think.. we were just looking for some buretrol demos.