Commercials for 3 AM: The Home Office Depot, A Tribute Song for a Potential Merger

What if Home Depot and Office Depot had a merger? Hopefully they'd want a song like this to promote their new image!


I wish you were a lamp, so I could turn you on.
I wish you were a stapler, so you could hold it together, hun.
I wish you were a bag o' pens, so I could buy you en masse.
I wish you were a crystal paperweight,
Cause then you'd have a little class!

Now tell me,

Why can't you be, an office supply store,
Why can't you be just a little bit more?
You could be an ordinary girl, or
You could be my Office Supply Store

I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me who needs to get things together.

I wish I was a nail, so I could be sharp as a tack
I wish I was a warrantied area mat, so instead of walking all over me you could just get your money back
I wish I was a concrete block, so you couldn't push or shove me
I wish I was a new house, so you would call me home, and love meeee

Why can't I be, a hardware supply store?
Why can't I be just a little bit more
I don't wanna just lie here and take it anymore!
I could be your hardware supply store...

Supply store.

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[1alvarouribe]

milkhouse eyebrows

[bradoo1678]

WOW! how do play so fast?