Vegas Baby Kickball

The most dangerous team in the land respectfully submits this package as a testament to our validation as the most beautifully assembled, athletically talented, and socially dominant team on planet Earth.

You don't know him but "The Don" kicked a homerun in week 1 that he launched into outer space. Currently, I anxiously await that ball's escape from lunar orbit and he is still running the bases. I promise you will not find a team like Vegas Baby! anywhere in this galaxy, trust me.
Each and every member of this epically talented conglomerate of kickball dominance were hand selected All-Stars from other powerful teams from the Florida Coastal Division.

Metaphorically speaking, Vegas Baby! team-members are like tomatoes hand selected from a tomato factory, but not really. But like tomatoes we had to pass a rigorous physical, mental, and aesthetically challenging test before receiving invitations. Each and every one of us was chosen by our leader to 1) dominate the FL Coconut Division; 2) party until we drop and 3) do it all with style and grace.
A player introduction would be fantastic right now, but that would require Michael "let's get ready to rumble" Buffer, a loudspeaker, and a boxing ring. Neither of which can be shipped by the United States Postal Service. And since we are all about excellence, I don't consider that an excuse as to why I could not provide those for you.

Moving forward with my message, Vegas Baby! resonates kickball dominance, both on and off the field. We are qualified to place a red- headed-stepchild- style ass beating on any opponent on the playing field (as evidenced by our 9-0 record). We have a high-powered , Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts style offense.

You can hear us, but you certainly can't see us when we run the bases because we're so fast. Our defense resembles an on duty prison guard at Stark Penitentiary, we usually don't like what we see and we will beat you senseless if you try too hard.
Off the field we are like monkeys in the wild so to speak, except we don't eat our own sh**. Just wait until you see these pictures.

Vegas Baby! is the epitome of the good life. Girls all over town are like flies on our jocks, they love us. And our ladies, have proven, time and again, to scratch that itch in that guys boxer-briefs over there. Just wait until one of us develops an economically sound method to package and sell the looks on dudes faces when our ladies suit up to play. Especially if it's Halloween! In fact, even the most seasoned club-goers lose their shirts when our ladies roll up to the club. They act like a pack of dogs that roam the Sahara and lose themselves.

Alright now, I believe I am through writing and you are definitely ready to meet us. No really, I must leave this. Beijing, China, and the Olympics (all three of them) rang and I need to take this phone call. Also, my fingers are better than this letter and I need to save them for week 10.

Enjoy! Because this right here...is EPIC!

Warmest Regards,
Vegas Baby!

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[Pootstank4]

Trey McGlohn wants his head band and face back. Whose Balls???

[fico81]

dudes are so gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Cappel369]

Amazing video. But I do think you need way more pictures of Canor's head on the wrong bodies. You should make a whole video dedicated to those. That would get a million views in like two weeks.

[XxMari518xX]

You guys did great!!  You were soo close to being undefeated. Second place is awesome!! Well even though you came in second, I hope you can still make it to Vegas, baby!

[oceanthrsty]

Congrats on winning the High Roller award! Glad to see my pictures got some good use.

[wakakickball]

Kick on Baby - Kick on!!